Judge Tells Stormy Daniels To BEAT IT.

Um… that might have been a poor choice of headline when it comes to a porn star. By “beat it” I meant SCRAM. Not… you know. Robert Kraft it.

AAAANYWAY – Stormy’s OTHER Trump lawsuit was dismissed a judge. Basically, the judge determined she has no case and is just looking for a paycheck.

SHOCKING, I KNOW.

According to Daily Wire:

The porn star who has vowed to take down Donald Trump has seen another one of her lawsuits against him dismissed. In December, a judge ordered porn star Stormy Daniels to pay nearly $300,000 in legal fees after her frivolous defamation suit against the president was thrown out. On Thursday, another judge dismissed another lawsuit Daniels filed against Trump, this one asking to be released from the infamous nondisclosure agreeement she signed in 2016 promising not to discuss her alleged one-night affair with Trump years ago.

In exchange for $130,000, Daniels (real name Stephanie Clifford) agreed just weeks ahead of the 2016 election that she would not publicly discuss her alleged adulterous tryst with Trump back in 2006. It is for this nondisclosure agreement, as well as another with former Playmate Karen McDougal, that Trump’s former “fixer” Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to violating campaign finance laws.

Despite having received the money, Daniels quickly sought to violate the agreement, repeatedly appearing on television in 2017 to tease her big reveal of what supposedly happened that night. She eventually aired it all and included some rather specific details in her tell-all book, which enjoyed a bunch of free press due to the massive media coverage Daniels and her celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti received.

SOOOOO she’s the one who should get sued, right?!

I mean, if this happened the way she says it happened, isn’t SHE the one who violated the agreement?

WHAT IS SHE EVEN SUING HIM FOR?!

“The Court grants Defendants’ Motions and holds that it lacks subject matter jurisdiction over the only remaining cause of action in Plaintiff’s First Amended Complaint, the cause of action for declaratory relief,” Judge S. James Otero of the U.S. District Court in Los Angeles wrote in his ruling Thursday, remanding the case back to state court. “The move back to state court essentially kills the high-profile case,” Deadline reports.

The legal argument behind the case, Otero argued, was moot because Daniels has not been held to the terms of the NDA, Trump making clear in September that he would not enforce it. “Indeed, Ms. Daniels and her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, have spoken freely about the arrangement since the filing last March,” The New York Times reports. “The lawsuit led to escalating national attention that culminated in Mr. Cohen’s pleading guilty to related campaign-finance crimes last summer.”

So what else do you want, nitwit?

(ANSWER: $$$$$$$$$$)

President Trump’s lawyer has released a statement:

“The US District Court confirmed today that the claim against the President has no basis in law. Combined with the attorneys’ fees and sanctions award in the President’s favor totaling $293,000, the President has achieved total victory.”

But Avenatti is trying to spin it in the most pathetic way possible:

YOUR CASE WAS DISMISSED, MUSHBRAINS. THIS IS A LOSS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WANTED MONEY – AND YOU DIDN’T GET ANY BECAUSE THERE WAS NO CASE.

WTF are you even talking about?

Anyone who can claim victory after the case WAS DISMISSED either thinks WE are all idiots, or is an idiot himself.

Back when Stormy was ordered to pay back $239,000 in Trump’s legal fees, Avenatti said this:

He has since DELETED THE TWEET.

Yeah… keep telling me you “won,” Mike.