Tucker Talks Pee Pee Tapes

‘Member the “pee tape” that started it all?

Yeah. Two years later – there’s still absolutely no evidence any of that is true.

Even Cohen thinks it’s all BS.

According to BPR:

Fox News host Tucker Carlson mocked the media and Democrats over their failed attempts to get former Trump attorney Michael Cohen to confirm their fruitless “Russia collusion” narrative. Alas! Cohen inadvertently shut down that talking point.

Cohen said he has no evidence or no reason to believe that the infamous Trump “pee tape” the media breathlessly promoted for the past two years exists.

According to the Democrat narrative, Trump became a Russian puppet because he was being blackmailed with their threats to expose a videotape where he had paid Russian hookers to urinate on a bed.

After much investigation, it turns out there’s no evidence that the “pee tape” exists! But that hasn’t stopped the media from squawking about it for the past two years.

Tucker took that on last night:

“So the pee tape is not real. There goes the juiciest part of the ‘Trump dossier,’ which you will remember was yet another highly-publicized scoop from BuzzFeed. Good time to be back to those cat videos, fellas!

BAHAHA! Stick to personality quizzes, Buzzfeed. Tell me what kind of Pizza I am. It’s all you’re good for.

But wait, what about the trip to Prague that Michael Cohen supposedly took? That was part of his collusion with the dark forces of the Russian empire!

That was in the dossier as well, BuzzFeed told us about it. Surely, Cohen would admit it now that he’s heading to prison and he’s got nothing to lose.

Well, Cohen was asked about that Prague trip today. And here is what he said: “I’ve never been to Prague. I’ve never been to the Czech Republic.”

Tucker then ripped the media A NEW ONE.

“Oh wait, so there is no collusion. There is no Russian blackmail. There is no obstruction of justice. None of the things that our entire media class has spent the last two years huffing and speculating wildly about [are true].

Keep in mind Michael Cohen is Trump’s personal lawyer of 10 years. He now hates Donald Trump and would like to destroy him. He has said that again and again.

If Michael Cohen had the dime, he would drop it. But he doesn’t. There is nothing there. It was all a lie.

Can we go home now? Nope. We got two more days of stuff just like this. Two more days of exchanges like this one, where members of Congress reveal that they’re not only dumber than you thought they were, but they’re a lot creepier.”

UUUGH.

I’m so tired of this POINTLESS CIRCUS. FFS.