You know what’s hot? All the manly dudes in this commercial from the 80s:
This is the masculine-beefcakey-yummy hotness that I grew up with in the 80s, and it was pure gloriousness to see this as a young girl full of teenage hormones. You know why? Because MEN are glorious. Real, dirt-under-the-fingernails, don’t-know-what-the-hell-taupe-is, virile, steak-eating, cowboy-hat-and-tuxedo-wearing MEN. The kind that have just the right amount of roughness on their hands because those hands have seen some Actual Work in their day. The kind that know how to hang with the boys, but also know how to be gentle with a woman and they can even change a diaper when the time comes.
MEN, y’all. MENNNN.
But you go on ahead and listen to the pink-hat-wearers, Gillette. We’ll just be over here mocking you and buying our razors from companies who don’t engage in SJW’ing. As we did today on our show:
To all the real men still left out there? A hearty Chick saaaaaaalute!