Cher’s Advice To Pelosi Is Cracking Me Up

Hannah Bleau

Have no fear, Nancy! Cher is here, and she has solid advice for you!

I know it’s kind of hard to decode, but not to worry. I always have my Cher-to-English dictionary nearby.

Cher thinks this is a petty political game to Trump, but also people are suffering. I’m fairly certain she’s referring to the government workers who aren’t getting paid. She wants to know why no one was freaking out about this crisis months and years ago, and I’m just wondering why libs weren’t screaming about “kids in cages” in 2014.

Think that through Cher, and let me know what you come up with.

Because there clearly won’t be a deal without money for the wall, Cher thinks Pelosi should just do it. Otherwise, non-essential government workers will continue to suffer.

Got it?

Wait. There’s more. Cher provided a crucial update. She’s so not DEMANDING Pelosi to fund the wall. She’s just, um, proving that Trump is Satan or something?

Nice spin, Cher. Really nice spin.

She’s so so so so so so so so SO sorry for telling Nancy to agree to wall funding. She takes it all back, kinda sorta!

Holy mother of mental games, amirite?