Hillary Clinton Is No Longer Gallup’s ‘Most Admired Woman’

For 16 years, Hillary Clinton has held the title of Gallup’s “Most Admired Woman.”

I don’t get that at all. Who are they polling? The journalism department at my alma mater?

Things and people (fictional included) that I admire more than Hillary Clinton:

• • Ms. Frizzle from “The Magic School Bus”
  • The dudes who walk up and down stairs and sell peanuts and ice cold beer at Fenway Park
  • Dog walkers who walk more than 5 dogs at a time (serious skill)
  • The Powerpuff Girls
  • People who can flip backwards from a standing position
  • Sandy Cheeks
  • A rusty screwdriver

I could go on, but you get the idea. There are so many people and things I admire more than Hillary Clinton. I don’t know who would willingly choose her.

Sadly (for Hillz), she’s been dethroned. Yep. Her 16-year streak is over. She’s been bumped by none other than…Michelle Obama.

Let’s face it. She’s not that much better. Like at all.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For the first time in 17 years, a woman other than Hillary Clinton has been named by Americans as the woman they admire most. Former first lady Michelle Obama, who finished second to Clinton three times and is currently touring to promote her recently released autobiography, won by a significant margin this year. Oprah Winfrey was second, with Clinton and Melania Trump next.

I’m actually surprised that Melania made the top five.

But really…why Michelle? What’s so admirable about her and DON’T YOU DARE SAY HER FASHION SENSE BECAUSE IT’S ATROCIOUS. I have nightmares about those hideous gold boots.

I really don’t know who I’d pick as the political woman I admire most, but Nikki Haley would certainly make my list. Technically, she made Gallup’s list too, so that’s nice.

Alright. Who picked Pelosi? SHOW YOURSELF AT ONCE.