‘Feminist Next Door’s’ “No Men” Hypothetical MAJORLY BACKFIRES

Why do ‘feminists’ think stupid crap like this is cool?

Women, imagine that for 24 hours, there were no men in the world.

No men are being harmed in the creation of this hypothetical. They will all return. They are safe and happy wherever they are during this hypothetical time period.

What would or could you do that day?

— feminist next door (@emrazz) December 24, 2018

*Sigh*

I would do exactly the same crap as I always do, but I would really, really miss my fiance, my brother, my father, and the other wonderful men who make my life great. How’s that?

Wait…Is my cat Napoleon allowed to exist? Or are males of all species out of bounds? He often sits on my lap as I write. Is that patriarchal oppression on his part?

I’m not the only person who thinks this crap is getting OLD.

They wouldn’t kill spiders.

— ROHIRRIM RONIN (@ROHIRRIM_RONIN) December 27, 2018

(My man helps me put spiders into cups to move them somewhere safe, because he’s wonderful and I love him.)

Well, that's a stupid question! I'd be doing the same old thing as with them here. You having a problem with your mate, dear?

— Susie Q (@AfricamSueW) December 26, 2018

Guess you won’t be getting any of this work done… pic.twitter.com/lPBloRJTDM

— Honeybladger (@Honeybladger) December 26, 2018

Without men you would be unhappy AND have nobody to blame.

— The Sampo (@GoldSaltFlour) December 26, 2018

I would miss them tremendously. All of them. I am a lover of men. Their strength, their laughs, their boldness. My man sometimes works 24 hrs at a time to make sure our family has what we need…and want. I miss him during those days.

Besides, who wants to rub their own booty ?

— Gypsy Girl🎅🏻 (@WedelBarb) December 26, 2018

I'd stay as far the hell away from toxic femmes like you and do a Snoopy happy dance when the men came back. https://t.co/m6k1hl8hWy

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) December 26, 2018

Seriously though… what about a day without hateful, sexist feminists?

From what I can gather the totality of their complaints is wanting to go walking after dark. 🙄 Good grief when did women get so ridiculous and petty?

— Peabody (@calico50) December 26, 2018

I don’t understand this. If gender is just a social construct, and there are no real differences between men and women, then what difference would it make? /sarc