These Classy Ladies Decided To Shoplift At The WORST POSSIBLE TIME

*Sigh*

It’s Christmas, y’all. I’m stuck in a car somewhere in Oklahoma (we’re driving from Arizona to Indiana this weekend) and all I want to do is look at pictures of puppies. But NOPE. I’m BLASTED IN THE FACE with crap like this:

The caption reads:

Women accused of stealing from Store during ‘Shop with a Cop’ charity event

Two women have been accused of stealing from a Michigan store during a police charity event.

On Dec. 19, the Keego Harbor Police Department, Bloomfield Township , Sylvan Lake and Orchard Lake Police Department were participating in “Shop with a Cop”

The charity event is held to aid underprivileged kids during the Christmas season.

During the event, officers were notified that two women were being questioned on suspicion of Retail Fraud in the loss prevention office.

The two women were arrested on felony Retail Fraud charges are accused of trying to leave the store with $1,900 worth of electronics before being stopped.

Both women were arraigned. One was given a $250,000 cash bond and The other was given a $20,000 bond.

And YES Keiana Wilson, 40, and Dana Johnson, 18, KNEW the cops were in the store at the time. According to this:

“The women reportedly knew the officers were in the store, according to the Detroit Free Press, which reported that Johnson approached one and complimented him on about “how generous the cops were with their time.”

Niiiice.

DUUUUUDE. Really? You’re going to try to steal a bunch of electronics from a store FULL OF COPS?!

DURING A CHARITY EVENT?!

I suppose if these chicks were geniuses then they wouldn’t find themselves in this situation in the first place, eh?

Get it TOGETHER.