Stormy Daniels Claims Trump Has ‘Ruined’ Her Pornography Career

Stormy Daniels is looking for sympathy. Too bad. I’m all out.

She recently spoke at an Oxford Union event titled, “Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free,” and my first question is…who would actually go to something like that?

You just can’t convince me that porn is empowering. Sorry Stormy.

Anyway, Stormy told the audience that Trump has taken a toll on her career. And by “taken a toll,” I mean “completely destroyed.” Those are her words.

“I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” Daniels said. “Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world.”

I just don’t buy that he “destroyed” her career. Pornhub searches for Stormy went up 70,000%. She went on a “Mark America Horny Again” tour. She made BAAAAAAANK. Does anyone else remember that? PLEASE.

Cry me a river, Stormy. You inserted yourself into the public sphere and THRIVED off the drama.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Is she kidding – Stormy Daniels: Politics and Trump have "completely destroyed" my career https://t.co/jl90kjo43g

— Michael Moates (@freedom_moates) November 18, 2018

Because she used to be famous and now no one’s ever heard of her? https://t.co/6jyHon6gOS

— Brit Hume (@brithume) November 19, 2018

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I can't …I can't…..you're killin me over here….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://t.co/2TB455ti2n

— Jamie Glazov (@JamieGlazov) November 19, 2018

By the way, Stormy addressed her creepy lawyer’s domestic violence drama again and reiterated that she’s withholding judgment for now, because they’re “just allegations.”

“If the allegations turn out to be true then I will definitely be seeking new representation,” she said.

Mhm. We’ll see.