TN Mailman Leaves More Than Just Mail On Front Porch…

I’ve told you all about the beef I’ve had with my mail carrier before. It’s NOTHING like this.

PREPARE TO GAG.

A U.S. Postal Service mailman was caught leaving behind A LOT MORE than mail.

In fact, the dude decides someones’ porch is the PERFECT place to whip it out and take a leak.

No – I’m not kidding. He pees. On their porch. Like it’s no big deal.

WTH?!?!!!!

Then he drops the mail off, turns around, and only just narrowly avoids STEPPING IN HIS OWN PEE.

It’s ALL on video:

He looks really unphased by this.

How long has this creep been peeing on porches? OMG.

According to Fox News:

The homeowner told Fox 13 he hasn’t touched his mailbox in the days since the alleged incident took place because he’s worried of what could be on it.

Psh. Put some gloves on, take some Lysol to it, and call it a day.

You’ll be ok, Homeowner.

I do hope you hosed down your patio already… old pee smells AWFUL.

USPS is now “investigating.”

“We are investigating the actions of our letter carrier revealed in the video. This behavior clearly does not reflect the efforts of the thousands of professional, dedicated carriers in our workforce,” the statement read. “We are reaching out to the homeowner to offer our apology and assistance in dealing with this issue. The Postal Service will take appropriate corrective action to address the situation with this employee. As a matter of policy, we are unable to comment further on specific personnel matters.”

…sounds like SOMEONE is keeping their job.