Feminist Is Fighting ‘Manspreading’ By Spraying Crotches With Bleach

Hannah Bleau

NOTE: THIS POST HAS BEEN UPDATED. See update at bottom.

Once again, I cannot believe this is an Actual Headline.

The Sun has an article out about the manspreading epidemic. You know. It’s when men sit like normal dudes, with their legs a few inches apart. They typically don’t cross their legs or sit in “lady-like” positions. Feminists are in the business of holding that against them. They interpret it as a deliberate power move designed to keep women in their place or something. Men are exerting their power by spreading their legs and taking up more room than they need, like they own the freaking place!

In reality, men are just…sitting.

ANYWHO. There’s apparently a crazy Russian chick who’s fighting against manspreading by spraying offenders’ crotches with bleach.

Anna Dovgalyuk, 20, has accused men in her native Russia of “gender aggression” but the says country is not doing enough the tackle the problem.

She has now started splashing a mixture of water and bleach on the groins of men with their legs spread too far on the St Petersberg metro.

Anna warned her targets in a video: “This solution is 30 times more concentrated than the mixture used by housewives when doing the laundry.

“It eats colours in the fabric in a matter of minutes – leaving indelible stains.”

She has also accused manspreaders of a “disgusting act that is being fought around the world – but hushed up here”.

Can you imagine if men started going up to feminists and, say, dumping stain remover on their free bleeding pants? I mean, isn’t that kind of like what this chick is doing to men? She’s “offended” by how they’re behaving, so she’s going up to them, dumping her concoction on their junk and deliberately staining their clothes. How is that acceptable behavior?

You should also know that Anna considers herself a “social activist.” The stains that her bleach makes serve as “identification spots” to “immediately understand which body part controls the behavior of these men.”

What a sexist jerk.

The student claimed to be acting “on behalf of everyone who has to endure the manifestations of you declaring your macho qualities on public transportation”.

She brags that she’s gotten away with it so far, and it sounds like she believes she’ll continue to get away with it.

“I don’t think people are going to go to the police to file a report about jeans,” she said.

If you’re ever a victim of this wench, FILE A POLICE REPORT.

h/t The Sun

UPDATE: Word has it this video was a hoax, pumped out by the Kremlin. If this really is a Kremlin created propaganda piece, YES. We totally fell for it, because feminists are so freaking batsh*t that there’s NO WAY we’d ever doubt they’d be THAT batsh*t.