CNN Publishes Article On Artificial Gills For Humans, Because CLIMATE CHANGE!
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August 15, 2018This is a 100% real tweet from CNN.
Artificial gills for humans could become a reality https://t.co/NNMewD1YpJ pic.twitter.com/OXU8z7LUlK
— CNN (@CNN) August 15, 2018
This isn’t a satirical article. It’s all about how artificial gills for humans could one day become a reality, because of rising sea levels due to climate change. Yes, because of YOU, you climate change denier. Keep driving that diesel!
Royal College of Art graduate Kamei, in partnership with RCA-IIS Tokyo Design Lab, was inspired to create a lightweight underwater respiratory device because of predicted rises in sea levels.
“I was looking at how the future of our urban environment will change with global warming, and got deeply interested by figures of water level rise,” said Kamei.
The article contains a picture of a chick swimming through a church, ’cause clearly that’s our coming reality. Swimming through the aisles of Target with my gills! How long do we have, Al Gore?!
CNN has now officially become @TheOnion
— Christy Waters (@ThatChristyChic) August 15, 2018
Well You all could use them since you are constantly in the gutter so ENJOY!
— mike peinsipp (@PeinsippMike) August 15, 2018
“We’re real news, Mr. President”
— Big Al’s Ostrich Jacket Emporium (@Mickpundit) August 15, 2018
— Hockeyfan (@CME4liberty) August 15, 2018
And CNN wonders why we don’t take them seriously.
