I KNEW they’d come up with some sort of lame excuse.
There were a bunch of elections last night. President Trump took the time to congratulate the night’s biggest winners.
Congratulations to a future STAR of the Republican Party, future Senator John James. A big and bold victory tonight in the Great State of Michigan – the first of many. November can’t come fast enough!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2018
Congratulations to Bill Schuette. You will have a Big win in November and be a tremendous Governor for the Great State of Michigan. Lots of car and other companies moving back!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2018
Congratulations to Josh Hawley on your big Senate Primary win in Missouri. I look forward to working with you toward a big win in November. We need you in Washington!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2018
Ah, yes. Then there was Ohio’s special election.
When I decided to go to Ohio for Troy Balderson, he was down in early voting 64 to 36. That was not good. After my speech on Saturday night, there was a big turn for the better. Now Troy wins a great victory during a very tough time of the year for voting. He will win BIG in Nov.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2018
…..Congratulations to Troy Balderson on a great win in Ohio. A very special and important race!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2018
It was a nail-biter. As you can see, it really came down to the wire.
So, why did O’Connor fail to take this Republican stronghold? Green Party voters, AKA Russians, probably.
You know what sucks?
Because of our unwillingness to pass policy that protects our election integrity, I immediately think the Green Party votes tonight are Russian meddling.
Why else would anyone cast a protest vote in Ohio when there’s so much at stake?#OH12
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) August 8, 2018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
*still laughing*
First of all, people voting third party in big, important races? THAT HAS BEEN A THING FOREVER. Second of all, isn’t this the same chick who’s basically against any valid form of voter ID laws? Honey, join the club and get on board with voter ID laws if you’re so worried about the integrity of our elections.
But yeah. Green Party voters are probably Russians meddling. Just so you know.