People Are DONATING MONEY To Make Kylie Jenner A Billionaire

This is INSANE, folks.

This is PEAK INSANE.

I MEAN WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUDGE?!

It’s official. We are the dumbest civilization ever. pic.twitter.com/h5W0wjGRcI

— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) July 13, 2018

But… is it totally real?

I don’t really think so.

As do many horrible things, it all started off as a joke.

According to Business Insider:

When Forbes reported this week that Kylie Jenner, the 20-year-old cosmetic mogul from the Kardashian/Jenner family, was just $100 million shy of becoming the world’s youngest self-made billionaire, fans of the reality-TV star banded together.

On Twitter, multiple people joked that they intended to help raise the additional $100 million that would make Jenner the world’s youngest billionaire.

we need to raise $100 million to give to Kylie Jenner so she’s a full billionaire! let’s fucking go! let’s send a message! no negativity 🙏🙏🙏

— FaZeObama (@ByYourLogic) July 11, 2018

“Skipping my child support payments to help this fierce female become an iconic billionaire!” one woman wrote.

Skipping my child support payments to help this fierce female become an iconic billionaire! I believe my daughters would support this if I were allowed contact with them!!!!

— Birdy (@palebirdy) July 11, 2018

She’s obviously kidding… and it’s funny.

Until it’s not. Because people are ACTUALLY donating money.

GoFundMe page is live! https://t.co/gRgIePYMIr

— Lexi ♊ B 🇯🇲 (@sourIpatchIkid) July 12, 2018

Now, the joke has been realized. A GoFundMe campaign has been created in Jenner’s honor by Josh Ostrovsky, an Instagram celebrity who goes by the nickname “The Fat Jew.” So far, $268 has been raised on her behalf.

The campaign description reads: “I don’t want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn’t have a billion dollars. We must raise 100 million dollars to help her get to a billion, please spread the word, this is extremely important.”

While most people are donating about $5, one person gave $100. However, if the campaign goal isn’t realized, people won’t actually be spending any money on it — for now, it’s only an act of internet satire.

So yeah… none of this is actually happening unless people raise 100 MILLION DOLLARS…which just isn’t happening. The TOTAL must be raised in order for money to be withdrawn from any one individual.

So people aren’t ACTUALLY donating money… they’re just being “Omg so funny. You’re like, totally RAAANDOM” because they know there’s no way in HELL they’d ever reach the goal.

But um… can y’all find a less obnoxious way to be “OMG SO RANDOM?” Because this is lame.

Ok. Bye.