We’re past the point of being mad or irritated. The left’s attempts to diminish the integrity of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh are hysterical. Oh no! He once bought baseball tickets on a credit card. And another time, HE PAID OFF HIS DEBT OMG.
This man is a monster.
There’s only one way to combat the stupidity. Up the absurdity!
Hence, #BrettKavanaughScandals was born.
I have been told by two sources that years ago Brett Kavanaugh experimented with pineapple on pizza. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
DEVELOPING STORY: Sources have told me that Brett Kavanaugh wore white shorts on September 5th, 2017.
The day AFTER Labor Day.#BrettKavanaughScandals
— Amy (@AmyBrownfield3) July 12, 2018
UNFORGIVABLE!
As a teenager, he called 867-5309 and asked for Jenny. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— 罗杰 何 BAMAMBAJD 🍜 (@catholiclawyer) July 12, 2018
And he told her not to change her number. Bossy misogynist!
Brett Kavanaugh just wants to watch the world burn. #BrettKavanaughScandals pic.twitter.com/ww7Zb9l0KE
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
OK that actually is kind of offensive.
Has secret plans to weaponize the Oxford comma. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— YelloPaddedCell (@YelloPaddedCell) July 12, 2018
Former classmate of Brett Kavanaugh tells me he once witnessed him arrive late to first period #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Lyds (@letallthings) July 12, 2018
In shocking display of Islamophobia, Brett Kavanaugh has been attending, exclusively, Catholic worship services. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Don Quick-Oats (@DonQuickOatz) July 12, 2018
Once tried to unlock a gray Camry at the grocery store only to find out it was the wrong gray Camry. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— J-Dawg (@baldandgassy) July 12, 2018
Failed to rewind DVDs before returning them to Blockbuster #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Garrett O’Hara (@mokaThought) July 12, 2018
Back in the 90s, he wrote that Ross was the only good character on Friends. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
Controversial opinion: Ross is the best character even though he sucks.
He fast-forwarded through the commercials during the Super Bowl.#BrettKavanaughScandals
— Rod Labuni (@TitoRod15) July 12, 2018
#BrettKavanaughScandals Once stayed up past his bedtime by 30 seconds.
— Danny (@DannyPace) July 12, 2018
#BrettKavanaughScandals the last time he was at Olive Garden, he only tipped 20%.
— cheyanna jaffke (@ProfessorJaffke) July 12, 2018
He Netflixes, but he doesn’t chill.#BrettKavanaughScandals
— Lee Nelson (@LeeNels1) July 12, 2018
According to sources familiar with the situation, in late 96 or 97 Brett Kavanaugh did not wait one hour after eating to go swimming.
#BrettKavanaughScandals— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) July 12, 2018
When serving to the homeless, sometimes Kavanaugh will give those in need extra food. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Parry (@snortingcovfefe) July 12, 2018
It is a well known fact that he oftentimes leaves a nickel or even a dime in the “leave a penny” jar at the checkout line at gas stations #BrettKavanaughScandals #ThursdayThoughts
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) July 12, 2018
Sources say Kavanaugh believes that hotdogs are, in fact, sandwiches. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Hannah Bleau (@hannahbleau_) July 12, 2018
Any to add? Go!
