Avenatti Wants To Run For President… This Quote From Stormy Has Me PRAYING She Runs His Campaign

Kimber

As I mentioned a few days back, Avenatti thinks he could be the next President of the United States.

And while he played it all coy at first, he didn’t seem so shy when everyone told him it was a terrible idea:

Yeah. He definitely thinks he has this in the bag.

And how could he NOT, with political freaking WORDSMITHS like Stormy Daniels:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Avenatti often describes his media omnipresence as integral to his long game: It rattles Trump’s defenders — as appeared to happen when the president’s lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani, contradicted the White House and acknowledged payment to Daniels. It has also helped bring in almost $600,000 for a CrowdJustice account in Daniels’s name, which Avenatti says is his sole source of financing for the case. It has also generated leads for Avenatti, like the Vekselberg data. “None of this happens if we don’t have a high profile,” Avenatti said.

“I’ll put it this way,” Daniels told me. “People forced to play defense tend to get sloppy, they tend to make mistakes. And look, if I didn’t think Michael was doing a good job, I would fire his ass.” But, she added, “every time I watch him work, I think, This is what it must have been like to see the Sistine Chapel being painted. But instead of paint, Michael uses the tears of his enemies.”

Avenatti uses the TEARS of his ENEMIES, you guys.

This is INCREDIBLE.

Please, PLEEEEASE run this campaign. I beg you. This will be EPIC post fodder.

If this is a little taste of what’s to come… We’ll be laughing our A$$ES off all the way to a 2020 victory.