ALERT: Spring Is DEAD, According To Bette Midler
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May 4, 2018Meteorologist and global warming extraordinaire Bette Midler has a very sad announcement: Spring can’t come to the phone right now. It’s dead.
Spring as a season may be dead. 91 degrees in NYC in May. It appears that now we go from winter right into Summer. #rachelcarson must spinning in her grave.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) May 4, 2018
The wacky weather is OBVIOUSLY due to anthropogenic climate change. Please ignore the fact that the climate has fluctuated– we’re talking cooling trends and warming trends– since the very beginning of time. Greedy conservatives literally killed Spring. She’s done.
Poor ol’ Bette has been going at this for a while now.
From 2012:
It's March: 72 degrees here in NYC. Climate change is here. Stop the demented denials! Why do the greedy have to run our planet??
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 20, 2012
As predicted, 84 degrees in April. Kinda sorta terrifying. When are those laggards in Congress going to get off their asses? Deny & fry!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 16, 2012
And from 2013:
Spring Day in #NYC; temperature is 77 degrees. Gonna be a toasty season. Wildfires and drought, yum. Thank you Mitch McConnell and GOP.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 9, 2013
Who wants to bet Bette hasn’t modified her life in ANY way whatsoever? You know. To combat climate change. She’s still flying on planes and driving cars, and I guarantee she doesn’t bike to work or live in a tiny house.
Just saying.
h/t Twitchy
