Ok… so Stormy Daniels FINALLY released that “Bombshell” sketch of the dude who allegedly threatened her to keep her mouth closed 7 years ago.

The internet collectively figured Tom Brady was just doing his buddy Trump a favor…
Apparently the man who threatened Stormy Daniels has several Super Bowl rings and goes by the alias “Tom Brady”. pic.twitter.com/aNdfSrChDK
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 17, 2018
Stormy Daniels’ Sketch Man Is Tom Brady? https://t.co/ohmP8xDZwy
— TMZ (@TMZ) April 17, 2018
But then someone discovered something FAR more telling…
The dude looks EXACTLY like her ex-husband.
It really seems like #StormyDaniels gave a description of he ex-“husband” for the “sketch” pic.twitter.com/L609sNTr8W
— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority) April 17, 2018
So why does it that the composite sketch that Stormy Daniels is showing as a person who threatened her in regards to Trump in 2011 look exactly like her ex husband Glendon Crain pic.twitter.com/ZxDFeNMiby
— Rob O’Donnell (@odonnell_r) April 17, 2018
Stormy Daniels sketch of the man who *threatened her* looks a LOT like her ex husband Glendon Crain doncha think? #IStandWithTrump #HoosierTrumpers pic.twitter.com/tpvwchgGvG
— Gayla ☕ (@Gayla) April 17, 2018
Stormy Daniels ex. Looks a lot like that artist’s sketch pic.twitter.com/npNIBBLZ8f
— Vonni (@Vonni24473) April 17, 2018
Now, I don’t have any evidence of this…But could it be that Stormy is making it all up, and is too dumb to describe the face of someone she doesn’t know? Let alone, someone SHE WAS MARRIED TO?!?
I wouldn’t really be surprised…