Texas Roadhouse And Outback Are Having A Twitter Spat, And I Am Here For It
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March 23, 2018Sooooooooo confession. Actually, this isn’t a confession, because I’m actually really proud of my meat eating capabilities. Last weekend, I went to the Brazilian steakhouse Fogo de Chão, and it was LIFE-CHANGING. I will never look at steaks the same way again. Seriously. I was in meat heaven. For those who don’t know, it’s one of those places where they give you little cards and you flip ’em to green when you want waiters to bring you a continuous, delicious variety of meats on swords.
I had a meat hangover the following day, but it was worth it, my friends. It was worth it.
Nowwwwwwwwww that information has nothing to do with this post, but we’re talking about steakhouses throwing shade on Twitter, and it brought up meat memories, so I thought I’d share.
ANYWHO. Outback Steakhouse and Texas Roadhouse are throwing major shade at each other on Twitter, and it’s all sorts of entertaining. (Texas Roadhouse is the place where you can throw peanut shells on the floor and nobody cares.)
It all started with this.
Legendary FACTS pic.twitter.com/YyPG0F2sLc
— Daisie Hilborn (@daisiehilborn1) March 19, 2018
For those not familiar with the legend that is SpongeBob SquarePants, you should know that the Krusty Krab is where it’s at. The Chum Bucket is a cheap knock-off and nobody goes there. (I spent the early 2000s watching Spongebob, OK? Judge.)
Texas Roadhouse retweeted the pic.
We will not comment on this, but we will just leave this here… https://t.co/TlI2WheJpY
— Texas Roadhouse (@texasroadhouse) March 20, 2018
— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) March 20, 2018
OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP. Outback went there!
When your comebacks are as dry as the steaks you serve 😳😳 https://t.co/YlJZpJN4zB
— Texas Roadhouse (@texasroadhouse) March 20, 2018
WHHHAAAAAAAAA.
Big words for a place that serves steak called Road Kill, but that’s none of our business… pic.twitter.com/tEsEqUelZI
— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) March 20, 2018
????!??!
Who won? And whose steak is better? GOOOOOO.
