Texas Roadhouse And Outback Are Having A Twitter Spat, And I Am Here For It

Hannah Bleau

Sooooooooo confession. Actually, this isn’t a confession, because I’m actually really proud of my meat eating capabilities. Last weekend, I went to the Brazilian steakhouse Fogo de Chão, and it was LIFE-CHANGING. I will never look at steaks the same way again. Seriously. I was in meat heaven. For those who don’t know, it’s one of those places where they give you little cards and you flip ’em to green when you want waiters to bring you a continuous, delicious variety of meats on swords.

I had a meat hangover the following day, but it was worth it, my friends. It was worth it.

Nowwwwwwwwww that information has nothing to do with this post, but we’re talking about steakhouses throwing shade on Twitter, and it brought up meat memories, so I thought I’d share.

ANYWHO. Outback Steakhouse and Texas Roadhouse are throwing major shade at each other on Twitter, and it’s all sorts of entertaining. (Texas Roadhouse is the place where you can throw peanut shells on the floor and nobody cares.)

It all started with this.

For those not familiar with the legend that is SpongeBob SquarePants, you should know that the Krusty Krab is where it’s at. The Chum Bucket is a cheap knock-off and nobody goes there. (I spent the early 2000s watching Spongebob, OK? Judge.)

Texas Roadhouse retweeted the pic.

OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP. Outback went there!

WHHHAAAAAAAAA.

????!??!

Who won? And whose steak is better? GOOOOOO.