I still have a hard time accepting the fact that Kylie Jenner is a mother. (A mother who hired a nurse to take care of her perfectly healthy child less than a month in, mind you.)
Sorry, but I have to say it. Those shoes are awful. I think they’re Kanye’s Mud Rats. Hideous.
Now, for some reason completely beyond me, Kylie got a $1.4 million “push present” in the form of a Ferrari.
Kylie’s instagram story today @kyliejenner @ferrari
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Dear future husband– don’t worry. No need to spend $1 million. I’ll be good with this bad boy.
If I could purchase any car right now, it would– without a doubt– be a Dodge Demon. American muscle baby.
Sorry. Enough about my pretend push presents (I didn’t even know those were A Thing?). Kylie recently posted a shot of her Ferrari, but the original caption immediately rubbed everyone the wrong way.

Kylie and her ‘main girl’
METRO GRAB taken from: https://www.instagram.com/p/BgPatgNl_Na/?taken-by=kyliejenner
The caption in the post has since been changed
Credit: Kylie Jenner/Instagram
See that? It’s her “main girl.” Even though– you know– she just had a baby. You’d kinda sorta think Stormi would be her “main girl.” But who cares about a baby when you have a $1.4 million Ferrari, amirite ladies?
The backlash was pretty severe. People were all, “What about her baby?” Others were all, “You don’t think you want a FAMILY car, for your CHILD.” I’m not going to judge her too hard on the family car thing, just because she’s rich enough to have this and like, seven other family cars. Whatever.
Anyway, I guess Kylie eventually stopped pumping her lips long enough to realize her caption looked bad, so she changed it to “picking up my new b*tch.”
So, that’s the new caption. Now you know. Stay tuned for more immaturity and overall Kardashian-related cultural rot in the coming weeks. They keep it coming.