BREAKING NEWS: President Trump Told Rex Tillerson To Eat Salad!!!!!!!

You might think my headline is hysterical, and you would be correct. It is. But it’s the latest bombshell report from MSM.

You think I’m joking? Please. Look at this headline from The Hill:

This is BOMBSHELL BREAKING NEWS you guys. Trump told Rex Tillerson to eat a salad.

This is an Actual Report:

The Chinese leaders had reportedly included Caesar salad on the menu for a dinner with Trump, Tillerson and other top U.S. officials in November. The event was held in China’s Great Hall of the People during Trump’s tour of Asia.

Trump grew worried that the Chinese officials might be offended if the U.S. leaders didn’t eat the salad, the Journal reported.

“Rex, eat the salad,” Trump told his top diplomat, according to the newspaper.

Tillerson reportedly laughed off the president’s comment.

The Journal cited the incident as an example of the sometimes tense relationship between Trump and Tillerson.

Trump joking and telling Rex to not be rude and eat a freaking salad is an example of their sometimes tense relationship. Are you kidding me right now?

A moment involving a wilted Caesar salad illustrated the at-times awkward relationship between Rex Tillerson and his boss that came to an abrupt end Tuesday https://t.co/k2EmjkZace

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) March 13, 2018

‘Rex, eat the salad’: Trump ordered Tillerson to eat wilted greens https://t.co/2axc6Da0VG

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 13, 2018

‘Rex, eat the salad’: Trump once found a creative way to humiliate Tillerson https://t.co/KfwpZQSWlp pic.twitter.com/j7rLR1yMTb

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) March 13, 2018

Irony has never been deader than Trump telling anyone else to eat a salad: ‘Rex, eat the salad’: Trump ordered Tillerson to eat wilted greens to avoid offending Chinese hosts https://t.co/eM1qJDCYRe pic.twitter.com/jKv4RuOYGe

— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) March 13, 2018

🙈Seriously WSJ? Have you gone totally left? This is your headline?? “Rex, Eat the Salad”Inside the 🙉Awkward Relationship Between Rex Tillerson and Donald Trump🙊 https://t.co/MCQoe81ArM

— An American Prayer 🇺🇸 (@4horsemenapoca) March 13, 2018

Trump making Tillerson eat a salad in China is so emblematic of Trump’s pettiness.

— Juan P.E. ❄ 🇵🇷 (@jrivera64) March 13, 2018

I just cannot believe people are freaking out over this. The general vibe of that particular conversation is completely missing. Trump always delivers those types of remarks with a certain degree of levity. You hear them at rallies all the time.

But this is the news. Trump FORCE FED (except not really) Tillerson salad, because he’s a legit dictator. And his daddy. Or something.