Colbert Mocks Melania Over Visa And Stormy Daniels… Because Of Course He Does

I used to think Stephen Colbert was a moderately funny guy.

Heck… used to think Schumer-Puppet-Supreme Jimmy Kimmel was a moderately funny guy….

And then Trump came along, and they all lost any shred of human decency or integrity they had (and that wasn’t much.)

Anyway… because it’s a day ending in Y, Colbert decided to attack Melania for a while.

Lovely. So classy. What a gentleman.

PS Actual comedic parody comes from wanting to share a laugh and have a good time… this comes from hate. That’s why it’s not funny.

According to TooFab:

First Lady Melania Trump has remained mum on the subject of President Donald Trump’s alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, but at least her “Late Show” impersonator was willing to open up to Stephen Colbert on the topic Friday.

When the comedian asked “Melania” (Laura Benanti) about Daniels — who’s currently suing POTUS for failure to sign a non-disclosure agreement that allegedly covered up their affair — she replied, “Stephen, I told you before, I don’t care about this woman, Slimey Manholes. My Donald is as loyal as the Golden Retriever he buys his hair from.”

A hair joke. For the 9,342,923,555,981,995t time. Good one.

Colbert then brought up Ronan Farrow’s New Yorker exposé from last month that detailed the president’s alleged consensual affair with former Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal.

“Not that I want to know what’s going on in the president’s bedroom,” Colbert said.

“Oh, God, neither do I,” Benanti’s Melania replied, proceeding to dry heave and pretend to hold back vomit.

Colbert then asked if there was any truth to the “rumors” she was not currently living in the White House.

“Nonsense,” she scoffed. “Of course I am — if you can call this living — ay!”

The funniest moment in the sketch came when Colbert brought up immigration, which prompted Melania to immediately offer to turn herself in for deportation.

“Ooo! Where? Where?! Oh, you’ve got me,” she said while offering her hands to be cuffed, only to be disappointed when Colbert clarified immigration agents weren’t actually there.

Could this be any more pathetic?

Could you imagine this snively little man-weasel doing something like this about Golden Girl Michelle?

No. Freaking. Way.

Her cronies would riot in the streets.