
Fergie scarred the nation with her hideous rendition of the national anthem.
I’m sorry to subject you to this again, but it’s crucial that you have this fresh in your mind.
Awful. I can only assume that inspired this brilliant how-to video. Seriously. Everyone who ever has the opportunity to sing the national anthem in a public forum should watch this first.
Don’t drag it out. Pick the right key BEFOREHAND– preferably one that you can actually hit the high notes in. And be picky with where you spread the ~fancy~.
See? It’s that simple!
Hopefully, Fergie’s taking notes.