Jerry Seinfeld Better Not Be Spice-Girling Us

Last week, Mock and I were all excited because there was chatter that the Spice Girls may be reuniting and going on tour.  We thought it was pretty official-like, because they were photographed together and looking very pre-tour’y and whatnot:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bes3RJJlc1D/?taken-by=victoriabeckham

And then Victoria Beckham had to go and crush our dreams.

Fast forward to today. Ellen interviewed Jerry Seinfeld, and I have to say – the dude does NOT AGE.  And NEITHER DOES ELLEN.  He is SIXTY FREAKING THREE, y’all.  And she’s SIXTY OMG.  What kind of Death-Becomes-Her serum are they drinking?  Seriously.  It defies human logic:

So, there may be a Seinfeld reunion???  He didn’t hesitate on that.  And Mock is going to lose her mind over this.  He just better not be Spice-girling us, and Kramer better not shut it down or something, or I’m going to be irritated.

In the same interview, he and Ellen had a lively little discussion about coffee.  And it was kinda funny how he didn’t fall in love with it until his 60s:

Huh.  I may have to check “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” out – as long as they steer clear of politics.  Literally.