Salon’s Absurd Take On “Black Panther” Action Film Gets OBLITERATED By Movie Buffs

The media has collectively agreed that “Black Panther” IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME, COMPLETELY ABOVE ANY CRITICISM, GROUNDBREAKING AND MINDBLOWINGLY SPECTACULAR.

If you don’t agree, you’re a racist.

Hmm. Interesting.

This has NOTHING to do with race though, guys. It’s just the best movie of all time. DON’T QUESTION IT OR YOU’RE RACIST OK?!

Haha. Ok.

Anyway… Salon had this interesting little tidbit to say about THE BEST MOVIE EVER:

“Black Panther” is the first blockbuster-format release featuring a black hero front and center https://t.co/WVMrYmoECd

— Salon (@Salon) February 6, 2018

UHHHHH… is it racist to call them out on how PATENTLY FALSE that is?

That’s not even remotely true.

— Darwin’s Money (@EverydayFinance) February 7, 2018

If you don’t count all the others, it totally is. https://t.co/NVfrj8QQSJ

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) February 7, 2018

Somewhere, Will Smith is looking in the mirror, asking what color is his skin.

— Charlie Richards (@CharlieAtSalem) February 7, 2018

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— mitrebox (@mitrebox) February 7, 2018

Denzel Washington is probably giving this the side-eye. Glory anyone? Book of Eli? https://t.co/lv8M8UL0Zy

— baldilocks (@JulietteAkinyi) February 7, 2018

Uh, You folks do realize that Blade was first major marvel movie, right? Every Marvel movie out before that was low budget, direct to DVD.

Also… Spawn came out a year before.

I’m seriously hoping Black Panther is great. Please don’t drag it down with this nonsense.

— Shaun Maden (@MadenIndustries) February 6, 2018

Too bad there isn’t a super quick and easy way to look up information. pic.twitter.com/I7WcXPOU42

— John Faltin (@johnfaltin) February 7, 2018

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— Pflugerville Pfernando (@Crapplefratz) February 7, 2018

Blade. Independence Day. Shaft. Men in Black. Hancock. Django Unchained. https://t.co/InwIzdFLKO

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 7, 2018

But wait! There’s more!

Blade, independence Day, Wild Wild West, Bad Boys, Man on Fire, Hancock, I Am Legend, John Q… Shall I go on?

— Joshua Spieker (@Josh_Spieker) February 7, 2018

Dear @Salon: Carl Weathers would like a word. pic.twitter.com/Y40Ah0gzFl

— Jim Treacher is a dumb pseudonym (@jtLOL) February 7, 2018

Will Smith: “What about ID4?”
Salon Content Monkey: “Never saw it.”
WS: “Hancock?”
SCM: “Nope.”
WS: “Any of the Men in Black movies?”
SCM: “What are you talking about old man?”
WS: “I AM LEGEND? PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SEEN I AM LEGEND.”
SCM: “I’m calling security.”

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 7, 2018

I’m sorry folks, but acknowledging any successful films with a black lead just doesn’t fit with the “AMERICA IS SUPER RACIST AND WON’T LET BLACK PEOPLE SUCCEED” narrative… so instead we’re just going to erase all of those films from memory, ok?

REMEMBER! If you don’t agree with liberal LIES… you’re just a racist!