Chelsea Handler’s Version Of What The Republican Party Stands For Is Actually Laughable

Chelsea Handler recently made the super brave decision to quit her crappy comedy show in order to– wait for it– become a “more knowledgeable and engaged citizen.”

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— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 18, 2017

So much for striving to gain more knowledge. She’s failing in that department. It looks to me like she’s just continuing to spew divisive, baseless liberal talking points.

This is what the Republican Party stands for: NO HEALTH CARE, TAX THE POOR, FEED THE RICH, GIVE MENTALLY DISABLED ACCESS TO GUNS, ALLOW GUN SILENCERS, and the latest new edition: SEXUAL MISCONDUCT. Grab an adult or a minor, just make sure she’s a she.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 5, 2017

No, Chelsea. No. We want affordable health care and quality care. We want to keep more of our own money. (The bottom 47 percent of Americans pay no federal income tax because the tax code exempts them, Chelsea.) Last time I checked, it was YOU RICH CELEBS who can’t stop whining. We can’t stand you. We don’t “feed” you. We want to uphold our Second Amendment rights. That’s all. And supporting proven sexual predators? I know she’s referring to Roy Moore, but again. He’s been ACCUSED. Meanwhile, you guys actually supported and continue to support Bill Clinton– someone who ACTUALLY DID HORRIBLE THINGS FOR SURE.

Two can play at that game though, Chels. This is what the Democratic Party stands for: Open borders and protecting illegal immigrant murderers. Crappy government run healthcare. Taking more of your hard earned money. Taking guns away because Constitutional rights are stupid. Slaughtering unborn children. Supporting Al Franken. Need I continue?

The difference is, mine’s not even an exaggeration.

Twitter ate her alive.

1. Doctors are not your slaves. 2. Feed the rich, says the rich lady 3. Laws already exists against giving mentally disabled people weapons 4. Silencers don't really silence anything. 5. Al Franken.

— Rodrigo Suarez (@PandaChronic) December 5, 2017

I don’t feed the rich. I take my own money and feed the less fortunate. Silencers silence Guns. If they didn’t do anything, they wouldn’t be for sale. The laws have been weakened to allow mentally ill easier access to guns. These are facts.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 5, 2017

But don’t you see, Chelsea? According to your own party, you are INCAPABLE of being compassionate on your own. You must give the government more of your money so it can be compassionate FOR you. You’re doing it all wrong. I’m not even going to address her other points, because they’re too stupid to remark on.

1. Healthcare is a product that everyone is free to purchase 2. Poor don't pay tax 3. The left wants to let mentally unstable people drive tanks/fly attack helicopters and fight wars 4.there is no such thing as a gun silencer…pretty sure sexual misconduct is bipartisan

— Alan Ainsworth (@jigsawtwit) December 5, 2017

What? Do you know any poor people? Most of them don't pay any taxes and actually get a tax return. Republicans are for healthcare. They aren't for single-payer. No one wants guns for mentally ill. And, JFK and Clinton are the kings of sexual misconduct. You are illogical.

— Mackenzie Mincey (@MackenzieMincey) December 5, 2017

And the democrats stand for sexually abusing women in the workplace, taxing middle class into oblivion, fining people who can’t get healthcare BECAUSE ALL OBAMACARE PROVIDERS LEFT THE STATE, gender is a social choice andmilitant man hating feminism. Grab all the guns

— Jerseygirlk (@Jerseygirlk11) December 5, 2017

Nothing you said is true as usual. You use Twitter to whine about your personal dislike for Trump, get used to it he is a 2 term pres, our economy is better than it’s been in years, that’s all that matters! If he’s so bad think how bad the Dems. had to be for him to get elected!

— Joe Slobodian (@ianpepsi74) December 5, 2017

Ridiculous tweet. But just to choose one thing to call out:

Sexual misconduct is a Republican thing? 🙄 https://t.co/2r39IDQ4eC

— Arthur Grant (@crkbackt) December 5, 2017

I have healthcare. I'm not rich. I'm taxed more for welfare and the support of illegal immigrants than for federal taxes. Background checks for firearms does include mental health check. No silencers were used in mass shootings. No one endorses sexual misconduct. Clueless Bitch.

— Straight-Shooter (@JosephJoem213r) December 5, 2017

That sums it up nicely. Bravo, Chels. Keep working on that whole “gaining knowledge” thing.