Gabby Giffords Is Coming For Your Muzzleloaders

You know how liberals are all like “omg we don’t want to take your guns, just the military grade ones.”

I guess I didn’t realize they meant revolutionary war military grade…

Gabby Giffords and her husband have a website called “Giffords: Courage To Fight Gun Violence.”

On that website they published THIS little gem:

As demonstrated in Las Vegas, these guns and accessories are a growing threat to public safety. If Congress is serious about preventing the next horrific tragedy, it must update federal gun laws to reflect how enhanced firearms technology is allowing gun manufacturers to market devices designed to avoid classification as a registered weapon, yet are similarly dangerous.

Fear mongering at its finest… until you realize that the list is HILARIOUS.

Seriously… you could have told me this was straight from the Onion… I would have believed you.

#8 on the super scary things liberals want to ban?

MUZZLELOADERS.

I SH*T YOU NOT.

8. MUZZLELOADERS
Even if silencers were removed from the NFA, the guns they attach to would still be subject to certain basic provisions of federal law. These laws prohibit convicted felons and other dangerous people from possessing guns, require gun retailers to be licensed, and require licensed retailers to conduct background checks on purchasers. There is one blanket exception to these laws, however: the exception for antique firearms, including muzzleloaders. The gun industry is determined to exploit this exception.

Muzzleloaders are firearms that must be loaded through the end of the barrel with powder, wadding and a projecticle. Muzzleloaders fell out of favor as a firearm of choice almost a century ago, and are generally seen as primitive antiques. That’s why federal law generally exempts them from regulation.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! BE CAREFUL OF ALL THOSE SILENCED PROJECTICLES!

Yes. “Projecticles.”

The EEEEEVIL gun industry is trying to EXPLOIT the muzzleloading loophole and SHOOT VINTAGE PROJECTILES AT EVERYONE!

Wow.

Someone should keep an eye on these guys. Just LOOK AT THEM. The face of evil, basically…

So silly….