91 Year Old Scared Off Home Intruder … By Flashing A Lil’ Granny Skin

Ashley (Kimber)

91-year-old Patricia woke up when she heard her pup barking….

She figured a raccoon had gotten in… so she got out of bed to shoo it off.

But Patricia sleeps in the nude… and a home intruder got a whole lot more than he bargained for.

According to this:

A 91-year-old woman has praised her dog for helping her chase off a burglar after she confronted him stark naked.

 

Patricia Mulkeen was alerted to the intruder early on Tuesday morning when her 12-year-old Wheaten Terrier, Pepper, began barking.

 

Believing it to be a raccoon, Patricia grabbed a flashlight and went to see what was happening in her Yarmouth, Massachusetts home – much to the amusement of her husband, Jack.

 

He added: ‘That’d be enough to make him faint – it’s a shock.’

 

Police said the intruder was Joseph Parent, 28, who has been charged with breaking and entering as well as drug possession.

 

Patricia said the man, upon seeing her, said, ‘Sorry, ma’am’ before leaving the home through the basement.

 

She said she wasn’t frightened by Parent – only surprised.

HOW FUNNY ARE THEY?!!?!!

God bless ’em! And thank the LORD neither of them (or their sweet pup!) was hurt.

I guess after a gun… a naked grandma is the next best thing!

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