J.K. Rowling is no fan of President Trump. That’s probably an understatement, but you need to know that before I go on.
Good? Good.
This story all started with a Twitter feud between J.K. Rowling and Piers Morgan.
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
Because you had a premonition that one day the author would roar with laughter at seeing you called out for your bullshit on live TV? https://t.co/8rkKSqJTnG
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Everything I said was factual.
If you think screaming 'FUCK OFF!!!' at me changes that, then you're mistaken. https://t.co/0U9fVoTjfc— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
.@piersmorgan Would you like a couple of hours to mock up some pictures of refugees carrying explosives to substantiate your position? https://t.co/sFj0kqIajd
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
The superior, dismissive arrogance of rabid Remain/Clinton supporters like @jk_rowling is, of course, precisely why both campaigns lost.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
The fact-free, amoral, bigotry-apologism of celebrity toady Piers Morgan is, of course, why it's so delicious to see him told to fuck off. https://t.co/4XNF4G0nlD
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
You get the idea. But we’re going to focus on this tweet:
.@piersmorgan Would you like a couple of hours to mock up some pictures of refugees carrying explosives to substantiate your position? https://t.co/sFj0kqIajd
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
As you can see, Rowling cares deeply for all of these refugees. Deeply enough to house them in one of her mansions? That is the question.
Hi @jk_rowling, I will personally buy plane tickets for up to 100 refugees to live in your mansions for a year. How do we make this happen?
— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) February 12, 2017
Should @jk_rowling accept my generous offer to fly up to 100 refugees to live in her several mansions?
— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) February 12, 2017
@Cernovich @jk_rowling Let her be a role model to all of humanity. Show us all how the BEST, BRIGHTEST, and WEALTHIEST can set the example
— VOTED TRUMP (@aluminumpatriot) February 12, 2017
Everyone wants to pitch in!
@Cernovich @jk_rowling JK, this is not a troll tweet. Genuinely concerned. I also pledge to purchase 10 additional plane tickets pls respond
— Lincoln Freeman (@DrLincFreeman) February 12, 2017
@Cernovich @jk_rowling I'll donate too
— Tokyo Baystar (@eddizinh0) February 12, 2017
@Cernovich @jk_rowling I'll buy 2 tickets
— He's OUR President (@ThatGirEngineer) February 12, 2017
@Cernovich @Presley48R @jk_rowling I'm in for 5 more, sorry don't have #GorillaMindset cash but I can still pitch in – I SO want in on this
— LookingAhead 🇺🇸 (@BuyerBewareBaby) February 12, 2017
Great idea! I'm in for 20 @jk_rowling! https://t.co/UTJ6JScmhO
— Mark Kaye (@markkayeshow) February 12, 2017
How kind of these super eeeeeeeeeevil pro-vetting individuals. While most of us don’t have mansions to house these refugees, we’re willing to work together to get them to Rowling so she can shower them with generosity and love.
Oddly enough, no word from Rowling. It’s almost like she’s a giant hypocrite or something.
The people have spoken, @jk_rowling. Tear down those mansion walls! pic.twitter.com/KyKLX3cqDm
— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) February 13, 2017
@Cernovich @jk_rowling I would contribute also- but @jk_rowling must also live and sleep there or no deal.
— PhilsGoodman 🇺🇸 (@TroyLynch8) February 12, 2017
@Oenonewept @DrLincFreeman @Cernovich @jk_rowling Yup! No vetting or it would be racist as my hubby just said.
— Marites (@tesca1) February 12, 2017
What is it, Rowling? You obviously don’t lack the resources. Why won’t you house these desperate refugees? Are you– dare I ask– concerned for your personal safety? You know that makes you a giant racist these days, right?
.@jonez_brayden @SMassadi @Cernovich @jk_rowling
Put me down for $250. pic.twitter.com/7Xg7Ocj4A5— ICERaid (@OverOnTheRight) February 12, 2017
@OverOnTheRight @USA_Jedi @jonez_brayden @SMassadi @Cernovich @jk_rowling Wait… is that an offensive wall that I see?
— Greg Williams (@GregWil01612948) February 13, 2017
@Cernovich @jk_rowling 100? She could easily take a 1000. We can start a kickstarter. No vetting allowed, must be completely random.
— Vince (@vincelauro) February 12, 2017
The game changes when we make it personal, doesn’t it, Rowling?