The National Enquirer Claims Hillary Clinton Is A ‘Secret Sex Freak’ Who ‘Paid Fixers To Set Up Illicit Romps With Both Men And Women’

I know, I know. The National ENQUIRER? I kinda hate them too. But they were right about John Edwards’ affair, and Lord knows if this story were about Donald Trump, everyone and their mother would be talking about it.

According to the ENQUIRER , Hillary Clinton is a “secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with both men AND women!”

Yeah. Ew. Gross. I didn’t want to read anything beyond that either, but I had to. So you have to join me in my suffering.

This “bombshell” comes from a former Clinton family operative.

“I arranged a meeting for Hillary and a woman in an exclusive Beverly Hills hotel,” the “shadowy Mr. Fix It” said. “She had come to the studio to see the filming of a movie in 1994.”

“While I was there, I helped her slip out of a back exit for a one-on-one session with the other woman. It was made to look casual, leaving quietly [rather] that being caught up in the melee … but really it was for something presumably more sordid,” he continued.

I AM LEGITIMATELY DRY HEAVING RIGHT NOW.

Hillary’s former “bagman” also claimed to have helped Hillary cover up her alleged affair with Vince Foster too.

The shadowy figure — who provided PROOF of his employment for the Clintons — also revealed 12 fixes he covered-up, including:

 

+ How Hillary secretly plotted to a counter-attack on Bill’s mistress Monica Lewinsky — via a document buried for two decades!

 

+ What crooked reporters were on the take from the Clinton camp!

 

+ How he covered up Bill’s seedy romp with hookers!

 

+ Which A-list celebrity had a secret affair with Bill during his presidency!

 

In the bombshell exposé, The ENQUIRER will reveal the fixer’s dossier of smoking gun proof, including 24-years of documents, notes, and journals.

The entire “bombshell 9-page cover story” will be on newsstands Wednesday. Chris Wallace should totally ask her about it during the debate.