Michael Avenatti Is REALLY MAD That People Refuse To Believe His Innocence

I don’t know if Michael Avenatti laid his hand on a woman. I don’t know him personally and never will. While he strikes me as an unhinged guy with a bit of a temper, I wasn’t there. He’s entitled to a fair process, just like everyone else. However, it’s hard for me not to take a wee bit of joy in watching Avenatti whine that he’s not being treated fairly, when he did FAR worse to Brett Kavanaugh. No one is coming out with mysterious women and accusing him of participating in “rape trains.”

BTW– where are all of Kavanaugh’s accusers now? Funny how they’re suddenly not traumatized anymore.

ANYWAY. Avenatti is INNOCENT! Believe him! Believe him now! Pretty please?

I thought I was clear about this previously but based on comments, evidently not. The allegations made against me are FALSE. I am innocent and I did not do what I have been accused of doing. I look forward to ALL of the facts and evidence coming to light. I will be vindicated.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) November 21, 2018

WHOA WHOA WHOA. It sounds like someone is getting angry! How DARE he show emotion! He’s just proving his guilt! Look at that TEMPERAMENT. Also, patriarchy!

^^I’m joking, but that’s exactly what these morons said about Kavanaugh after he got emotional while defending his innocence.

Moral of the story: Believe all women unless they’re accusing a liberal man of something bad.

PS: Trump’s been asked about Avenatti, and he’s given very measured responses. He simply says he wishes him the best…with a smirk. That’s eating Avenatti up inside.

.@realDonaldTrump – keep smirking…

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) November 21, 2018

Trump’s living rent-free in his head.