The Biggest Mystery On The Internet Has Been SOLVED – And I’m Dying Laughing

The internet exploded when THIS video from Dan Crenshaw’s victory party in Texas hit the rounds.

WHAT did this man even SAY?!

TWITTER please find this girl I have to know what that guy said to her pic.twitter.com/CopENdncqx

— Gina (@gina_lolz) November 7, 2018

BAAAHAHHAHA!

The speculation went WILD… and it was mostly really gross:

“It’s Erection Day, and you have my vote.”

— Shay Z (@sheanaleeann) November 7, 2018

”It’s Erection Day and my poll points to you winning a seat tonight”

— Shay Z (@sheanaleeann) November 7, 2018

GROOOOOSSSSSS.

But yeah. I suppose those comments would elicit THAT reaction.

@AaronSlam13 I read this guys lips he said, “Phantom Menace was the best of all the Star Wars movies”

— Haunted Horse (@Haunted00Horse) November 7, 2018

BAHAHAHA. Yup, that must be it.

“The Senate is gerrymandered”

— Block-Shane Coyle (@ShaneMCoyle) November 7, 2018

GET OUTTA HERE.

“Real Socialism has never been tried.”

— Jack (@oaaselect) November 8, 2018

THAT HAS TO BE IT.

Anyway… the GIRL in the video is SPEAKING OUT!

lol hi it’s just my dad talking about a woman he wants to date

— Ellie Delgado (@ellieedelgadoo) November 7, 2018

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA.

Ok… that makes those first two REALLY FREAKING AWKWARD.

Basically, it was a dad being a DAD… and a daughter being an embarrassed daughter.

RELATABLE TIMES A MILLION.

Crenshaw himself made sure everyone got the news:

Relax everyone, it’s her dad!!

I have to admit, this might be one of my favorite things from our election night party…😂

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) November 8, 2018

SOOO funny.