Thor Benson is a liberal manlet who writes for The Atlantic, The Daily Beast, and Rolling Stone (you get the picture.)
He thinks this makes him cool.
#HappyFourth. I just burned a flag in celebration of the First Amendment pic.twitter.com/j8z8hoBZgp
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) July 5, 2018
D’awww. You must be so proud, you big brave boy!
And then it gets eeeeven BRAVER!
This one goes out to @TomiLahren
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) July 5, 2018
HAHAHA. Would you LOOK at that?
What a HERO. So BRAVE! So EDGY!
Was ANYONE impressed by this?
Bet you didn’t do that in front of a man
— Jeff McCain (@JeffMcCain8) July 5, 2018
I’ll second that.
Remember when journalist worked so hard they didn’t have time to tweet nonsense? Somebody, please give this hungry dude a gig.
— AMABLACKPATRIOT (@DrShayPhD) July 5, 2018
Ugh. Please don’t.
About as edgy as a butter knife 🙄
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) July 5, 2018
Thank our Veterans, they’re the ones that fought to give all Americans the right to do stupid ass things like this.
👋👋
— Deplorable Me (@LouiseT80216) July 5, 2018
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) July 5, 2018
ISIS would be so proud
— ara (@Broshadian) July 5, 2018
Neat. Dork.
— Kate Buckley (@kateordie) July 5, 2018
Hopefully you were thankful the entire time that my friends died defending your right to do so. My guess is nah.
— MAGA RƎVO⅃UTION 🇺🇸 (@Sheep2Wolves) July 5, 2018
“Please pay attention to me!” The young man cried out into the twitterverse.
“But why?” The crowd demanded.
“To pwn the cons,” he replied.
“If you must. Seems silly, and an odd day to do it,” the crowd replied.
Then a bald eagle sh**t on his flower shirt. 🦅
~fin
— David Dumas (@ThisDaveHere) July 5, 2018
Did you get Mommy’s permission to use the matches?
— Deplorable Chemist (@vnorwood31) July 5, 2018
Translation: “I burned a flag I bought for 2$ for retweets because it makes me look cool for all of my POC feminist friends”
— 𝕾𝖓𝖆𝖐𝖊𝕭𝖔𝖎 🇮🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@snakenibba) July 5, 2018
You should have burned that shirt instead.
— Sir Arthur Conan Dull (@jayarrington) July 5, 2018
…true. It’s heinous.
Now, invite some Muslim friends over and draw a cartoon of Mohammed, you renegade maverick!
— Chris Arrr (@capitalistpeeg) July 5, 2018
But seriously. ANYONE? ANYONE THINK THIS IS COOL? ANYONE? HELLO?
That takes wanting a girl’s attention pretty far but you go right ahead little man…I am sure someone will notice you.
— Diane Davis (@JolieBloue) July 5, 2018
Yeah. I couldn’t find anyone who did.
Just remember:
— Angel 🙃🇲🇽 (@Angel_G_Miller) July 5, 2018
What a waste of the name Thor.