Election Shenanigans Have Already Started

We are still a week out from election day and shenanigans have already ensued.  Let’s be honest, election shenanigans begun the second they installed Kamala as the nominee without receiving a single primary vote. But, now it’s getting closer so they have to be even more obvious. Now we have ballot drop boxes being set on fire.

First of all, why do we even have ballot drop boxes as a thing anyway?  Just go to the dang polls.  Oh, is it because it’s easier to dump multiple ballots, have non-citizens voting, and just all around easier to cheat when you can just dump a ballot…or four in a box?  Sure.  Ballot drop boxes are already stupid.  But now they’re getting set on fire.  Cute.

What happened to normal free and fair elections?  Remember when it used to be easy?  Remember when you could trust the system and we would know who won on election night?  Except for that one-time Florida effed it up.  But other than that, we always knew that night!  Now we have ballot drop boxes being set on fire, machines glitching, and all kinds of other issues. 

Again, other than that one-time Florida screwed things up, we really have our crap together down here.  This is my formal petition to have a universal, paper ballot, voting system that can be counted the day of the election.  No shenanigans, just a free and fair elections.  What a concept.