Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx A Very Happy Birthday: ‘You Were Right’

One thing everyone should know about Michael Moore? He LOATHES capitalism. It is the DEVIL. Just don’t ask him about his mansions or vacation homes or how he was able to accumulate millions and millions of dollars. Capitalism is horrid and only nasty, greedy people like it!

That’s why Michael Moore is wishing Karl Marx a very happy birthday.

Michael Moore wishes Karl Marx happy birthday, compares the communism creator to Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/JRsI7EU9tT

— FOX & friends (@foxandfriends) May 6, 2018

Though the rich have sought to distort him or even use him, time has shown that, in the end, Marx was actually mostly right & that the aristocrats, the slave owners, the bankers and Goldman Sachs were wrong… “Happy Birthday, Karl Marx. You Were Right!” https://t.co/M5LbSBLa32

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) May 5, 2018

Sure. Let’s honor the idiot who espoused ideas that impoverished and killed millions of people. Even USA Today can’t take the Karl Marx worship seriously. Marx’s philosophy is one of poverty, destruction and submission.

But Marxism in practice didn’t work out so well. Communist regimes produced the greatest ideological carnage in human history, killing more than a hundred million people in the last century. While some apologists claim it is unfair to Marx to blame him, the seeds of tyranny were there from the start.

You could sum it up this way: Big government kills.

Marxists assumed that vastly increasing government power was the key to liberating humanity. Glorifying command-and-control was the flipside of demonizing prices and profits. But all-powerful regimes quickly became ends in themselves. In 1932, Soviet dictator Josef Stalin decreed the death penalty for any theft of state property. As millions of Ukrainians were starving due to the brutal collectivization of farms, even children poaching a few ears of corn could be shot.

Marx continues to appeal to social justice warriors thanks to axioms such as “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” And who determines “need”?  The presumably omniscient, benevolent State. Marxism promised to end the “class struggle” but did so by subjugating almost everyone to officialdom. Abolishing private property left people hostage to petty government officials who punished anyone who failed to kowtow to the latest dictates.

Every good thing in Michael Moore’s life is all thanks to the flat out REJECTION of Marxist policies in America. How dare he wish such a reprehensible individual a happy birthday. His ideology is responsible for the death of MILLIONS. Moore is dancing on their graves.

Cool, cool. So you’re worth like 50 mil? Think you could spot me 10 grand to buy a single-wide of my very own? In the name of Marx of course.

— Raisedbywolves (@angiepanic) May 5, 2018

HAHAHA yeah right.

Then give up your ill gotten gains

— mymanjaco (@smartbassist) May 5, 2018

Sorry. No can do.

Huh…are t you worth about $50mil?

— George Ruehle (@gruehle) May 5, 2018

Yeah but…well…hey look over there!

Responsible for 90mil deaths and @MMFlint and @nytimes say he “was right” #insanity

— Robb (@robbsidebottom) May 5, 2018

The Marxist system itself is responsible for the destruction of millions of human beings at the hands of its political parties and dictators, making it the greatest killing machine of all time.

— Harlan Rorman (@rorman_harlan) May 5, 2018

But feelings and stuff!

Are you high? pic.twitter.com/b62uwBYtOw

— NASCAR_Wonka (@warningtrackbar) May 5, 2018

He’s either high or stupid. Or both.

Aren’t you rich? Share the wealth!

— Rob Ostrom (@RobOstrom) May 5, 2018

Spread it ’round!

Which part was right?

The part where 100 million died at the hands of people following an ideology he created? Or the part where capitalism created the greatest civilization in human history?

— Expert (@greattgrandma) May 5, 2018

I think Michael Moore would probably like to skip those questions, please and thank you.

In recognition of Marx’s birthday, here’s a list of history’s most successful and influential Marxist countries:

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— Herman M. (@themunsters1313) May 5, 2018

That sums it up quite nicely!

Shame on Michael Moore. Ignorance isn’t an excuse.