Sarah Silverman Received “Very Cruel” Breakup Gift From Michael Sheen’s Fellow Ex

Ok… So I don’t really know anything about Kate Beckinsale.

…But now I know that she is a TROLL QUEEN.

Let’s put aside how much of an unhinged lib Sarah Silverman is for a second… and take this story for the EPIC trollery it is.

Kate Beckinsale has a child with Michael Sheen. Silverman and Beckinsale got to know each other during Silverman’s relationship with Sheen because of this shared child.

Silverman and Sheen Recently broke up…

And Beckinsale DID THIS:

Been ending every night with a microwaved bowl of personalized m&ms given to me by the very thoughtful and very cruel @katebeckinsale to remind me that I’m alone in this world. So very alone. THANKS, KATE. (Seriously they are so good esp melted which is why the microwave)

A post shared by @ sarahkatesilverman on Feb 6, 2018 at 11:21pm PST

OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know it’s a joke between “friends”

But um… maybe a tad bit of frienemies?

Because this is WILD.

According to this:

Kate Beckinsale decided to send her good friend Sarah Silverman a deliciously evil parting gift after the comedian’s split from Michael Sheen.

“Been ending every night with a microwaved bowl of personalized m&ms given to me by the very thoughtful and very cruel Kate Beckinsale to remind me that I’m alone in this world,” Silverman wrote on Instagram, alongside with a photo of the blue and white candy stamped with the former couple’s faces. “So very alone. THANKS KATE.”

“Seriously they are so good, especially melted, which is why the microwave,” Silverman added.

Even though the two have been separated for over a month, Sarah didn’t confirm the news until Monday.

“The great Michael Sheen and I consciously uncoupled over Christmas. I mean, not ‘over Christmas’ — like that wasn’t the fight that ended it. No fight. We just live in different countries and it got hard,” she tweeted. “Felt we should just tell y’all so you stop askin’, ‘How’s Michael/How’s Sarah?'”

Sheen, who is based in the U.K., and Silverman were together for about four years. The former couple met on the set of Showtime’s “Master of Sex.”

During their relationship, Silverman became close friends Beckinsale, who shares a daughter named Lily with Sheen.

“I really love [Silverman] as well, and we are really lucky that we both get on, and Lily gets on great with her,” Beckinsale once said in an interview with ES Magazine. “Having as many strong females in your teenage daughter’s life as possible is a good thing.”

I dunno that I consider Sarah Silverman a “strong female” but whatevs… that was a nice thing to say.

So I guess they really ARE friends.

With friends like these… who needs enemies?