Biden Officially Announces Reelection Bid
I guess we all knew this moment was coming, but now it’s officially here: Joe “Showered With His Daughter” Biden will be running in the 2024 presidential election.
He announced his bid early this morning with a video that LITERALLY OPENS with footage from the January 6th kerfuffle invasion insurrection literally-worse-than-the-Holocaust national tragedy. Enjoy.
I’ll give him this: he claims we’re still “in a battle for the soul of America,” and he’s not wrong. He’s just on the soul-devouring side.
And I gotta hand it to his media team, they hit every propaganda item on the bingo card: close ups of all the relevant racial minorities, an uncomfortably long string of images of him with Ketanji Brown-Jackson, evil MAGA barbarians (a bold choice, considering the GOP doesn’t have a candidate yet), out of context quotes about freedom that make it sound like something he actually believes in. . . Honestly, the only two missing elements (based on my single watch-through of the video, because I refuse to watch it a second time) I clocked were his superstar press secretary and Dylan Mulvaney– or any trans person, for that matter. I guarantee you there’s already progressives bitching about that.
I just hope this doesn’t mean that the primaries will be down to Joe and Marianne Williamson. Like, those two are entertainment for days, but last election’s DNC primaries were the best entertainment I didn’t pay for and I’m loathe to give that up.
I also want to remind everyone that Biden was the oldest person to be sworn in as president when he was elected the FIRST TIME. I wasn’t convinced he’d survive his first term, I’m certainly not optimistic he’d last a second one– let alone the campaign season. And since he’s already thrown his lot in with Kamala for round 2. . .
Please, God, DNC, run anyone else besides him or Marianne.
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“long string of images of him with Ketanji Brown-Jackson”., slow Joe was just trying to figure out if she was a woman.
How could he figure that out, when she doesn’t even know…?
Bidet nominated KBJ because of the number of boxes she checked off, irrespective of her nil qualifications.
They won last time with him residing in his basement. They have had three years to perfect their ballot harvesting machine in all 50 states. What makes you think they don’t have this in the bag already?
Please, please, please run Joe. And run on your record. And run with that Master of the English language Harris.
I want the Republican candidate to only have to coast to victory. Folks, don’t you wanna hear his ad-lib Convention speeches??
Get your memes ready.
Biden is the senile poster boy for the socialist kleptocracy we can’t seem to avoid becoming… proof that even a moldy carrot can get elected with DNC support. And he could very well win another term with protection from the swamp, mainstream media, and Dominion voting machines doing their thing at 4am after the polls close. The fear is real.
I’d rather have the moldy carrot as President instead of that demented, drooling old frog currently posing as the POTUS!
Ooh, I like the way you’re thinking… maybe we can get that head of lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss as UK Prime Minister??
Wait so is Joe standing up for the Silent generation or did someone else write this and forget to put it the tense of Joe talking?