Tiger King Is Running For President…Again…From Prison

At this point we have almost all seen Tiger King, right? You may remember from the show that he ran for President in 2016. Welp, Joe Exotic, the Tiger King himself, has allegedly told The New York Post that he is running for President in 2024 as a Libertarian. He has decided that Liz Cheney would be his running mate, because “the woman has guts.” HA HA HA HA

He was pretty annoyed that Trump didn’t pardon him before leaving office in 2021. Probably as annoyed as I was that I got sucked into watching that show. But hey, the pandemic was a weird time. I had to do it. I guess since Trump didn’t pardon him he’s thinking he will just pardon himself when we becomes President? Or will he just run the country from prison? Even though he’s mad at Trump, Exotic says that if Trump beats him, he would still like to be in his cabinet. He said that he wants to be Secretary of State because, “You know, we got a lot of foreign issues we’ve got to take care of.”

According to Exotic, he has “over 50 million people” who endorse him. In case you’re wondering, I literally started crying from laughter while scrolling through the list of “endorsements.” This entire thing is so ridiculous. I just couldn’t know about it alone.