The Chocolate D*ck Story, A New Spendiddlydimulus, And Dershowitz Hates That We Call Ourselves “CHIIIIICKS”

You know it’s going to be a great day when Mock starts the show with a good chocolate d*ck story, y’all!  So buckle up and settle in!  Because we’re giving you five and a half inches of morning fun.

Hope everyone has an amazing no-shower, cat-meme Thursday!  MAKE IT COUNT!