I might have had a pair of these when I was, like, four. And I wore them over my Minnie Mouse bathing suit when I went to the pool. I’m a lot older than four now.
According to this, the latest and greatest fashion trend for grown men this summer is to wear shorts that are made of lace. As in, see-through lace that leaves practically nothing to the imagination –
The Summer months are blistering hot in Las Vegas and extremely humid in other parts of the country, so what better way to beat the impending heat than letting your legs breathe?
The lacey above knee shorts come in multiple colors, because everyone needs variety, and feature a pretty stylish white belt. Dare we say it?
Lacey shorts are the perfect pool party attire.
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Not only are they shorts, there are also shirts to go with it –
If “lace will be in this summer,” them I have never been more happy to be considered out of fashion. Sweet mother of mercy – what is WRONG with the fashion industry??
I can’t decide whether to laugh at these idiots (who are these guys trying to intimidate, anyway?), or look up the sex offender registry to see if any of their pictures show up. None of this says “Moral, Upstanding Citizen” to me. In fact, if you see a grown man dressed like this, hide your children. That’s going to scar them for LIFE.
If you’re a guy who thinks it’s so hot outside that you have to wear shorts made of lace, just stay home. Please.