Hillary Released A Video Showing Her Accomplishments As Secretary Of State
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October 19, 2015Hey you big meanies! Hillary Clinton accomplished a LOT as Secretary of State! Like– a lot. Sure, she can’t name any of her accomplishments, but these people sure can!
Behold, the puffery.
Hillary has what it takes to lead America. Watch the new video on her accomplishments as Secretary of State: https://t.co/NHCzrdNskT
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 19, 2015
Recap. Basically she…
- Worked with a man she ran against (Holy fluff.)
- Reversed our reputation and restored our credibility (LOL-ing forever.)
- Used “smart power” in diplomacy (Yeah…she’s the Iron Fist fo sho.)
- Helped women around the world (LOL-ing forever again.)
- Imposed sanctions on Iran (But she’s totes cool with the Iran deal.)
- Negotiated the Gaza ceasefire (Ask her how she feels about Israel now.)
- Fought for LGBT “rights” (Now that she’s not against it anymore.)
- Developed a new strategy in Asia (She was just really “engaged” or something.)
- Promoted global health (She said AIDS was bad.)
- Was the ultimate leader (Democrats LOVE her, so she’s a good one. Obvi.)
There’s so much fluff, I could make dozens of peanut butter marshmallow sandwiches right now.
@JonahNRO @HillaryClinton It’s a stomach churning video — CLyles (@clyles1898) October 19, 2015
The fruits of your labor as SecState are impossible to miss. In Syria, Iraq, Libya, the Ukraine–they’re everywhere https://t.co/TMOs3CyXXX
— Wayne Austin (@WaynesterAtl) October 19, 2015
@HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/Zul841kmGM — Jefferson Creel (@jeffc1959) October 19, 2015
Oddly enough, there’s no mention of Benghazi.
@HillaryClinton Getting 4 people killed is an accomplishment?
— Phillip McGuire (@PhillipCMcGuire) October 19, 2015
@HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/GkdLPs4ukj — Jefferson Creel (@jeffc1959) October 19, 2015
@HillaryClinton @skorpyos Well. If Hillary says that Hillary’s the best, Hillary must be right.
— Patrick Doyle (@GrimestTrigger) October 19, 2015
Basically.
h/t Twitchy
