Chelsea Handler Is Giving Up

Chelsea Handler quit her job as a comedy hag to be a full time political hag.

In that time, she attacked every member of the Trump family, posted videos of herself falling-down drunk, and called for a military coup.

She’s been working really hard, you guys!

Anyway… She’s tired. Making a ridiculous fool of yourself every say is SUCH HARD WORK… so she took a little vacation to collect her thoughts:

After a month of skiing and reflection, I was able to break from this toxic news cycle. I will still stay informed, and watch my favorite news shows @JoyAnnReid but I will no longer go to sleep or wake up with to the news. I want my life back.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 23, 2018

I’m sorry… after a MONTH on skiing?

Wow… her life really is hard.

…and it says a lot about her that her go-to news source is professional race-baiter Joy Reid.

Anyway, her minions all have different, but equally pathetic, opinions on this…. including Rosanna Arquette

I had to do that also. It was causing extreme anxiety. Love to you.

— Rosanna Arquette (@RoArquette) January 23, 2018

Wow. Celebs have it so tough!

It gets better…

this! i usually take Sundays off. BUT we are at war Chelsea. Don’t leave us alone. We need you. lol.

— Stormy’s Pimp (@TwiTati) January 23, 2018

We are at WAR and they need their General SEAHAG!

I take the weekend off…my family is/was concerned about me and I was concerned about them not being like me!!!

— Teisha (@TMillette67) January 23, 2018

I take the weekend off…my family is/was concerned about me and I was concerned about them not being like me!!!

— Teisha (@TMillette67) January 23, 2018

Looks like this chick’s family tried to stage a Trump Derangement Syndrome intervention… they failed.

Let us know how that works out for you. But we really need your voice with your platform.

— Ilissa Jackson (@ILissaJackson) January 23, 2018

Can you imagine WANTING this hag to represent your side? I’d be begging for her to shut her mouth and stop embarrassing us.

My partner keeps telling me I need to do the same. I’m in cancer remission so this is probably the best advice…from her, and you… #TrumpIsCancerBait

— Avatar🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 (@lt4agreements) January 23, 2018

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!

Trump is cancer bait? Really?

These people legitimately disgust me.

But… let’s talk about what just happened here….

1%er elitist, a humble brag and virtue signaling in the same tweet.. the liberal trifecta. https://t.co/tesVYKqy55

— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) January 23, 2018

I, too, reflect upon times I skied for a month, unfettered by bills and the misery of monetary woes. Those are trials and tribulations best left to the ones I champion. Yet, as I sit upon my throne built from the dollars of sycophants, I need to… nay, I must pontificate. #hero https://t.co/25o8Hl6I30

— Sir Arthur Conan Dull (@jayarrington) January 23, 2018

I don’t believe for a second that she’s done. Her Trump Derangement Syndrome is too severe. We’ll keep seeing idiotic tweets from her for years to come.