This Headline Is Real And I Don’t Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry Or Both

If there’s one headline that sums up the absurdity of the Kavanaugh-driven news cycle, it’s this one.

Opinion: For its investigation into Kavanaugh to be comprehensive, the FBI must also get to the bottom of what “boofing” means https://t.co/iIhuzkPVk7

— POLITICO (@politico) October 1, 2018

That’s real.

The article basically goes on to argue that Kavanaugh lied about the definition of boofing. Therefore, he’s probably lying about raping women and stuff.

That’s the basic gist.

As the FBI reopens its background check investigation into Brett Kavanaugh, the scope of its review must go beyond the serious allegations of sexual assault made by Christine Blasey Ford and Debbie Ramirez.

For its investigation to be comprehensive, the FBI must also get to the bottom of what “boofing” means.

It concludes with this question: “…if Kavanaugh can’t be trusted to tell the truth about even the minor stuff, why should we trust him on anything else?”

For real. ‘Cause of boofing.

You reek of desperation.

— Rockman (@rockman_2) October 1, 2018

STOP. STOPITRIGHTNOW.

— Ang🇺🇸 (@angiedi70) October 1, 2018

To boof or not to boof, that is the question.

— Michele (@Michele24989743) October 1, 2018

Are you serious? That’s what you’re concerned about?

— Brian K. Bradley (@BrianKBradley1) October 1, 2018

🤪I cannot believe the FBI is going to get to the bottom of ‘boofing’! It is a Fundamental Boofing Investigation!

— Heir Of The Dog (@DogHeir) October 1, 2018

When we've gotten to the point where we can't tell the difference between the @politico and @TheOnion, you know we've reached a new low in political commentary.

— DealMeIn (@DenverPetre) October 1, 2018

You can say that again.