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Dear Nike: Why Do You Insist On Using The MOST Un-Athletic, Biological Male For A WOMEN’S Athletic Wear Campaign?

By Daisy ¡ April 7, 2023

My head is SPINNING this week from all the transactivist propaganda being slung around by the Amerikan media machine in the wake of last week’s Nashville Christian school murders of six innocent people, including three children. Of course, there’s not been one peep – STILL – from this USELESS, inept administration – about those Christians, even though Biden claims to be a Christian when it’s conveeeeeeenient for him. But we’ve been inundated with an absolute onslaught of trans-this and trans-that crap this week.

Non. STOP. (We can see it, media. Just in case you were wondering.)

One of those stories? Dylan Mulvaney getting yet ANOTHER endorsement by yet ANOTHER weak-woke corporation. This time it’s Nike, who feels as though it’s effective for a biological male to sell women’s sports bras and leggings to WOMEN.

This is our world now:

Absolutely, it’s spitting in the face of women, but I also need to point out that Dylan is quite possibly the WORST person (male or female) to represent ACTUAL FITNESS. Or athleticism of any kind. AT ALL, in any way, shape, or form. I was an athlete growing up – in fact, right now, I’m 51 years old, have osteoporosis in my lower body, and I’m damn certain that I could run circles around Dylan and definitely beat him in a push-up contest. Look at those arms, for crying out loud. It’s as if he’s been surviving on a diet of celery and Diet Coke his entire life and has never lifted anything bigger than a Kate Spade handbag. My 13-year old daughter’s arms are more muscular than his.

And the way that Dylan’s moving? It reminds me of this:
Remember when Nike used to endorse REAL women athletes? You know, the ones who were actually ATHLETIC? The ones that our daughters would aspire to be like, if they, too, were also athletic? The ones who exuded grace, hard work, discipline, and success in their chosen sport? Because Nike used to be an athletic brand once upon a time:

Ah yes. Now we’ve got a biological dude, caricaturing a girl, DEMEANING women, who can barely move his body, hocking merch at the tune of MILLIONS – taking that endorsement opportunity AWAY from biological women, mind you. But no worry, feminists, I’m sure you’re doing some really important work by making sure women can kill babies and FREE THE NIPPLE! Hashtag EMPOWERMENT.

There’s a part of me that’s waiting for Dylan to stop laughing after he cashes all of these piles and piles of checks, turn around at all of these corporate idiots, and say that he’s been punking all of us this whole time. Because people in this country really are that freaking stupid.

CHICKS ON THE RIGHT

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  1. MikeLemon Apr 7, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    Oh, oh, oh… pick me…

    The more they cater to nutballs, the better their ESG score (that is the actual fascist, World Economic Forum bull muffins).

  3. Frank907 Apr 7, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    This is what happens when the incompetent are promoted into management. The same is true of liberal progressives and LGBTQ. They are threatened by the competent, and the normal people. Stockholders and boards will wake up as the $ fly from them to other companies.

  4. Bamanan Apr 7, 2023 at 1:49 pm

    Does Riley Gaines have any endorsements? Now is the time for her to receive them if the corporations were smart. She and the corp would make millions!

  5. VBGuy Apr 7, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    If that’s a sports bra this, ummm..person is wearing, then I’m the Queen of England. Nike gets no more dollars from me. That’s not a sports bra, that’s a T shirt. The Left is so drunk on their Kool-Aid that their critical thinking skills are non-existent.

  7. ZapRowsdower Apr 7, 2023 at 11:14 am

    It’s like corporations are on some demented race to the bottom to see who can out-woke the rest.

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