Ana Navarro Doubles Down Comparing Trump Women Jordan Almonds
The ladies on The View are basically just gossipy mean girls, but sometimes their efforts to trash people just don’t quite hit the mark. This time they took aim at the Trump women who recently posted numerous photos from Tiffany Trump’s wedding. On Monday’s show, Ana Navarro thought she’d really stick it to the Trump women by saying that she thinks “those Trump women look like a box of Jordan almonds.” In case you haven’t had the pleasure of enjoying this treat, Jordan almonds are just roasted almonds coated in thick candy shells in pastel colors.
Then she doubled down by posting a “who wore it better” comparison to her personal Twitter, with a picture of the Trump women and a carton of the pastel candied almonds.
I feel like this isn’t quite the diss Navarro think it is. Regardless of what you think of the Trump family politically, the Trump women in this photo are beautiful ladies and they look beautiful in their pastel dresses. Meanwhile, Ana Navarro looks like she probably downs entire cartons of Jordan almonds on any given commercial break, and has to wear black in the hope that it’s a little more flattering.
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9 Comments
Yes. The Trump women are definitely very beautiful.
Was that supposed to be some kind of sick burn? Because…yikes. 😂😂😂
Does anyone remember when the shrews on The View ooh-ed and ahh-ed over the pictures and souvenirs from President and Melania’s wedding that Barbara Walters, (an invited guest) had shown off? That was back when he was a darling of the left, but now that he’s somewhat conservative and served as a Republican President, he’s persona non grata, his wife and daughters subject to barbs from a group of bitter, resentful hosebeasts. By the way, the Trump ladies looked sweeter than Jordan almonds!
That sow shouldn’t be dissing anyone’s look. She’s a visual reminder of putting lipstick on a hog…
Wait so two things have similar colors therefore are somehow comparable?
Now the almost constant false equivalences make more sense. They are just dumb as sh!t.
Is being compared to pastel coated almonds a bad thing? I feel like either I’m missing something, or Ana “not actually a republican in any way” Navarro is missing something.
I’m pretty sure it’s that second option…
It’s a compliment. I love Jordan Almonds – hard on the teeth though.
At my brother’s wedding, the bridesmaids wore silver dresses and I quipped that combined with their brown complexions, they looked like Hershey kisses, but sweeter! I’m with you that Jordan almonds are deee-licious, but sometimes murder on the choppers.