EPIC Wall Of Shame Addition From Loser Who Namecalls And Then Complains About Namecalling.

YOU GUYS.

We got a coupla emails yesterday morning from a guy who used two different email accounts, and then proceeded to have a complete meltdown in our inbox. I knew instantly that I was dealing with a potential Wall of Shamer, and admittedly egged him on so that he could provide some entertainment for y’all and some extra revenue for us. There are so many hilarious angles to this that I hardly know where to begin. Get comfy. This could take awhile.

First came two emails that arrived at nearly the same time. One from this dude’s company, and one from his personal gmail. It took approximately 20 seconds to figure out that they were the same person. First, the one from his company address:

So, right outa the gate – just a namecalling insult. So typical.

I responded simply, because I wasn’t aware yet that he’d written separately using his personal email account:

Narrator: Oh yes. He was definitely mad.

His other message came without actual text – just a reeeeeeally long subject line:

I have no idea who, in this case, is “the best.” It’d be nice to know who we apparently “learned from.” And clearly, as you’ll continue to see, this guy is very very very very interested in our finances. I responded. (NOTE: Some of these longer messages will just be copied/pasted directly from the email exchange since it’s easier than grabbing and editing screenshots. But none of this has been edited/corrected/modified except to soften curse words and remove some extraneous spacing/add missing punctuation in one spot, because John HATES paragraphs that are longer than one sentence.)

Are you referring to a podcast on which we have sponsors who support our right to share our opinions about politics and the political process? You jealous that no one’s paying attention to you? Sorry not sorry.

We’re not alt right.  We’re just right.  And we love that we’ve got you all riled up.  😊

John responded:

What are you going to do for a living when Trump is dead in a few short years?

“We’re not alt right.  We’re just right.  And we love that we’ve got you all riled up?” You just said it all in one sentence! You’re not alt right? Laughable! I looked at your FB posts last night, at least all I could stand to. I have ignorant West Virginia friends, where I grew up who think that bullsh*t you minions post on FB is true! You spread a bunch of alt right wing bullsh*t (LIES)  to get your brain dead followers who believe that crap you post on your FB page is true.

It’s a$$holes like you who are contributing to destroying our country, while grifting money at the same time. What did you two do to make a living in 2015? I’ll wait for a response! I certainly know it was not this!

This is when I knew that John was gonna be a Wall of Shame candidate. I mean, WTF.

So I responded.

Trump doesn’t pay our bills.  What an odd and idiotic thing to say.  We’ve run our business since well before he entered politics.  But go off.

Alt-right is just some bullsh*t term loser liberals use to try to discredit people who have common sense, which is something they desperately lack.  So – whatever – call us that or whatever “ist” or “phobe” you wanna throw out next. Leftist lunatics have completely diluted insults that used to pack a punch into badges of honor at this point.  Way to go!

Your WV friends sound like they could teach you a lot. Learn from them.  And we’re super stoked for you to point out our “lies.”  We’ll wait.  Your accusation about us destroying the country is laughable given that Biden has RUINED America – we just have to hope his destruction isn’t permanent.  Nothing he has done has helped the US – on the contrary, he’s destroyed pretty much everything he’s touched.  Perhaps you’re so deluded you haven’t noticed.  Shocker.

Meanwhile, what were we doing in 2015?  Being on the radio, writing for the Indianapolis Star, promoting our book, and running our website.  You suck at basic due diligence, which is not at all surprising.

Please do respond.  When people tell us we’re “grifters” we just put them on our Wall of Shame and let y’all help us make more money.  Should we thank you in advance?

At that point, we had a rapid-fire back-and-forth. And this was his response to my message above.

I have no idea what that meant. I mean, Daisy and I often refer to ourselves as dorks, but when we do, we say “We’re” and not “were” because WE HAVE ACTUAL BRAINS. I’m not sure if he grabbed that quote from a previous podcast, or somewhere on this website, or what. John isn’t great at context. So I decided a quick mental health check was in order.

It went on from there.

Odd. I hadn’t asked an intern about John’s mental health.

OH WAIT JUST A MINUTE. John’s aversion to commas is as strong as his aversion to paragraphs. He was suggesting that I was an intern. I responded.

I mean, he’d started out with such a bang, and was fizzling way faster than I’d expected.

No idea what he was trying to say there, but I was REALLY hoping to revive the more combative side of John.

And that’s when combative John roared back to life. SO MANY WORDS TO BLEEP:

Of course. I commented to two of your users, one who called Barack Obama a n-word c*ck sucking liar. Another fine lady that called Joe Biden a motherf*cking liar I responded with this question. Donald Trump said at his rally Saturday night that every country in the world has emptied their prisons and sent them all to the United States. Do you think that is true?

The lady responded I never saw that and just because you said it does not make it true. You are a liar!  The man answered with some expletives filled rant. So I sent them a link to his interview with RSBN of him saying that. I logged off after that and won’t log in again.

You stoke nothing but hate, and if you don’t want to admit that is what you are doing, then that is on you. Like I said you found a niche and you ran with it. One hell of a way to make a living!

 Let’s see what outrageous bullsh*t we can come up with today to stoke the high school dropouts who are your followers, and get them all riled up, as if there are not enough places for them to go to get their “National Enquirer” factual news source! I can only imagine the demographics of the whack jobs that visit your pages and watch your podcasts.

I bet those podcasts are some real dandies. I will have to watch a couple of them on YouTube to make you a few more dollars. That YouTube Channel is not monetized to the hilt is it?

And then, you guys, WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF RESPONDING to that lunacy, he wrote another email. This is the text of the 2nd email:

What you don’t seem to understand is while your sh*t is basically satire, you’re catering to people who have nO cognitive thinking skills who do all of their research on the “Interweb, and think everything they read on the web or see on TV is true. That is the problem I have with people like you! And that is a fact. The more outrageous click bait we can come up with on a daily basis the more olur uneducated followers will eat it up, which equates to cash in our pockets!

Plain and simple! Good luck with your future endeavours,  My last response. I won’t waste any more of your time, or mine! Unlike you two, I work for a living! 

I can’t explain why he wrote ‘nO’ or why there was a random quotation mark ahead of the word Interweb. I don’t know what “olur” means. John is a complete psycho.

I had already fired off a response to the first email he sent when the second one arrived. The response was as follows:

Wait.  Am I reading this correctly – you’re holding us to account for the comments made by random people out of a following of close to 2M people on various social platforms?  Seriously?  We don’t even have time to READ those comments, let alone be accountable for them. GMAFB. 

I don’t know how to get this through to you, but TRUMP IS NOT THE BOSS OF US.  He’s not president, we aren’t promoting him for 2024, and the fact that he’s living in your brain rent-free has absolutely nothing to do with us. 

Your problem is with people who choose to follow us on social?  Take it up with them.  They are NOT US. 

You have a serious disconnect about how the internet actually works.  If you have a problem with something we said,  you still haven’t made that clear.  So far, you’re just blameshifting and pretending that total psychos don’t follow left-leaning pages.  Dude.  Get a clue.

You need help. 

After his 2nd message above arrived, I also responded to it:

What you just said applies to every brain dead leftist moron, including yourself.  Except in your case, you apparently aren’t able to see what’s RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE – high prices, widea$$ open borders, multiple wars about to start, out of control crime, and the list goes on and on.  That’s not the internet, John – it’s the result of Democrats’ failed policies. 

And thank you for this.  You’re about to help us make some more money when this gets featured on our Wall of Shame.  Are you man enough for us to include your name and email address or are you one of those typical liberal p*ssies who insults and runs?

Good luck with your job.

It was time at that point for John to give me his job credentials. It never fails with these weirdos – they always want to read you their CV.

I have been in the internet technology field since you were a teenager. I get how the internet works. And you are spot on, I realize you don’t have time to moderate your comments, as that would be a full time job. You’re a click bait operation that monetizes every platform you are involved with lady, and the more outrageous nonsense you can think up, the more your readers and viewers eat that sh*t up!

Like I said before I was not backing off. You found your niche by poisoning people with no cognitive thinking skills, and you ran with it, all for a buck! Very very little of what you ass hats do is in the least bit constructive! It’s destructive! 

I am not stupid! You’re not doing this sh*t for free! Why in the hell do you think people like Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Ted Cruz, Jim Jordan and the rest of them post 20 stories a day on their Twitter feed each one more outrageous than the last one? Very few of the ridiculous posts you throw up on your Facebook page are factual!  Fact checkers would indeed have a field day with that bullsh*t!

Later!

Now here’s where my favorite part of this whole exchange happens. While I was busy getting a response to that diatribe ready, ANOTHER message came through. Here it is, along with my response.

OMG. This was PRICELESS coming from the dude who OUT OF NOWHERE, completely unsolicited, sent us an email calling us “Pathetic Disgusting Grifters!” I legit laughed out loud at this, and responded.

He then responded:

Not really a p*ssy, and I assume you already have my name and email address so post away, so my inbox can get filled up with death threats from your users. I am a big boy and I can handle it! Throw it up there. I will just block the 1000 that come in from your fine visitors! Or just send the threats into the Feds, and tell them explicitly what website they came from!

I replied:

Do you read any responses to your idiotic emails or do you just write sh*t like, “This’ll be my last response” and then immediately send more emails?  Because you said you were done a couple emails ago.  Just saying.

Still waiting to hear what our lies are. 

We run a business, and yes, that business makes money.  We’re very fortunate to be able to do what we love and get paid for it.  And you’re helping!  Thank you!  Thank you for the permission to include your unredacted emails.

He replied:

Maybe your little “Wall OF Shame” will get somebody killed, you think? Ever cross your mind?  You have a link to your E Commerce site on that page also?

And then, once again in a whole separate email, he wrote:

When you throw me up there on your little “Wall Of Shame” make sure one of your crackerjack researchers finds my address on the web also, which is easily accessible. I will screen my mail for suspicious packages that arrive from your users!

Holy paranoia, Batman!

Before I responded to that, he ALSO sent another message:

And then lastly, I sent this:

Unfortunately, even though I blocked his email after sending that, I had forgotten that he’d also used his work email address to write me initially, and I had NOT blocked that one yet, so I got another message from him. And you guys, this is ANOTHER favorite part of this whole exchange, because what I discovered in my due diligence when investigating who this clown is, was that the company he works for, where he’s all Big Important Tech Guy, is one of those scam sites that SELLS LIKES AND FOLLOWERS on social media.

Those companies always crack me up, because if they could actually DO the things they’re suggesting they can do, THEY THEMSELVES would have giant social media followings, and yet….NO. I also discovered that his twitter profile was suspended, likely due to running a complete scam of a company, and I cannot tell you how much I giggled at that. I looked at some of the tweets that tagged his account and saw messages like these:

I’ve been trying to get a hold of you all, but you haven’t been making it easy! Please advise how I can get into direct contact.

You sent 500 ‘targeted’ followers from DHAKA to an Australian biz, i would like a refund but you don’t answer tel or email!

Quit scamming people out of their hard earned money

If you can grow twitter follwers why don’t you have more followers already? just curious as i’m interested in understand more

And John’s gonna completely lose his mind about OUR company? A company we founded in 2009 and poured our entire hearts and souls into without making a DIME for the first several years in order to finally grow it organically into a sustainable, full-time career? A career in which we’ve scammed a grand total of ZERO people in the process? Mkay. Insert every rolled eye here.

John’s message from his other account read as follows:

I guess John has a problem with websites legitimately advertising? I dunno. He definitely doesn’t understand podcast sponsorships, that’s for certain.

I responded:

Oh I gotta block this email address too?  I already knew that this was you – DYING LOL that you literally SELL LIKES AND FOLLOWERS and yet can’t get any to your own stupid social media.  DUDE – we got all of ours organically.  You wouldn’t know anything about that because your business is a literal scam.  Pitiful. And so….YOU. 

Good luck with that. We’ll be over here being successful without the help of scam companies like yours. How do you even sleep at night?

Won’t get any responses to this, so don’t even bother.  😃

It’s possible John is firing off multiple responses into a black hole of nothingness, but we’ll never know. And we don’t need to know. John has provided a nice, meaty, wall of shame experience for all of us, without having the ability to Jussie Smollett himself a pretend hate crime out of it.

It’s a good day.