“Californians Move To Texas (Part 3)” – Babylon Bee Does It Again!
Babylon Bee is putting out these fantastic new videos that don’t even seem like satire at this point – the world is so borked. Anywho, here’s the latest in a series of three “Californians move to Texas” videos that are all awesome and SPOT FREAKING ON:
Ted Cruz with the Zodiac Killer reference OMG. Dying.
In case you missed the other two, here’s the original – still my favorite:
And the second one is called “The Cookout.”
As a Texan, I am ALL ABOUT THESE, mainly because I see this on the regular. These Beto-loving-Cali-transplants are trying to ruin my beautiful state after completely ruining California and fleeing from the wreckage THEY CAUSED, and I kinda wish they’d get in their stupid little Subarus-with-the-Beto-stickers and just go back to San-whatever already.
Not sorry.
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2 Comments
Is his name really pronounced the way they say it in the video? In my head, I’ve always read it as Beeto, but they made it sound more like Baeto.
In any case, it really should be pronounced Robert.
I love these California –> Texas videos.
And being a Texan, this third one hits a “grand slam” out of the park. They actually look and sound much saner than the real nutcases out trying to get people to vote for Robert Francis Beto-the-Faux-Mexican O’Reilly!!!!! And most of the real Beto-the-Faux-Mexican supporters would never dare set foot in a church for fear of spontaneously combusting!!!