Twitter Thread Compares FLOTUS Dresses to Furniture Inspo, and it Is Hilarious

I honestly never paid any attention to First Lady– that is, Doctor— Jill Biden, because, well, why would I? But then an intrepid Twitter user gave me a reason: her wardrobe.
Jill’s stylist dresses her like an old sofa that’s getting an upcycle (which, now that I think about it, is actually a pretty apt metaphor), and Twitter user @Maga4Justice has done some serious digging to prove it.
BEHOLD:
— Midwest Iowa girl (@Maga4Justice) October 6, 2022
A nice cabinet looks. pic.twitter.com/qQ7BCSf2gy
— Midwest Iowa girl (@Maga4Justice) October 7, 2022
The thread goes on and on, and y’all, it does not get old. From bedspreads and (gulp) puppies:
Who wore it better?
— Midwest Iowa girl (@Maga4Justice) October 7, 2022
Poor dog. 😅😅😅😅 pic.twitter.com/h2ANypqGm4
To premonitions and desk chairs:
My office chair wears it better. pic.twitter.com/7XUHAscOMd
— Midwest Iowa girl (@Maga4Justice) October 7, 2022
It is genuinely unbelievable how much innocent furniture was flayed to clothe the First Lady.
But prepare for the worst one. Have some eye bleach ready, fam.
Or we have this totally different style: pic.twitter.com/DtmTAekSsP
— TheLegalBrain (@TheLegalBrain1) October 7, 2022
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 Comments
She needs a different bra. The one she’s wearing isn’t doing her ANY favors.
At another conservative website, someone joked that Jill was wearing a dress she saw in the window and couldn’t resist. I piled on with, ” . . . the bathroom window, that is”.
Yep. She either dresses as furniture or does the lady of the night look.