Happy New Year, And Stop Wanting To Date AOC, You Creepy Weirdos!
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January 4, 2022Happy New Year, everyone! It’s FINALLY 2022, we’re super excited about it, and of COURSE, there’s a ton of news to catch you up on.
AOC thinks that everyone wants to date her, because even though it’s a New Year, she’s still batsh*t. And the guy who invented mRNA vaccines is being censored, because commies are gonna commie.
AMERIKA!
Mock’s got a big ol’ batch of New Year’s toks for y’all, too.
Hope everyone is geared up for a brand, spanking-new year! We know we are. Happy Monday, everyone!
