OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.
Hey everyone – not sure if you’ve heard, but if you’re unvaccinated, you’re going to die this winter. Just ask President Craps-His-Pants. Trust the “science.” Or something.
Also, Mr. Big from Sex and the City is back in the news, and with that comes Me-Too accusations. Also, a Peloton killed him, in case you didn’t know. #spoileralert #itwasntcovid #surprisedthatisntastoryline
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