COLLINS CRINGE, Your Best Bal Laughs At Your Problems, And Pelosi Has No Idea Why There’s Increased Crime

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NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins is retiring, so he decided to do what every batsh*t lunatic public health leader does when he or she retires – he picked up a guitar and serenaded us with a little ditty about the pandemic, dontchaknow.

I couldn’t make this crap up if I tried, y’all.  It literally writes itself.

In other Thursday news, Pelosi has NO IDEA why crime is out of control in Democrat-run cities.  She’s sans clue.  Without any clues.  Literally has no clues.

Who’s gonna tell her?

And your best bal, Joe, is laughing at the issues that he should be helping.  Only he has no f*(^&ng clue where he is, so there’s that.  Plus, he just crapped his pants.

Happy Thursday, everyone!

 

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